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Does your belly button smell?

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I uh, wait. What? Yeah, sometimes when I neglect to wash the area while showering or sometimes when I wake up and lint mysteriously shows up in there. Then, yeah. It can get a little smelly. What a strange topic to be discussing with friends. I'll just assume there was alcohol involved.
 

Elektra Knight

GabbyBella-babealicious-gabby
Official Checked Star Member
hmmm, is this a scratch and sniff thing? LOL!
 

dogbone27

I’m camping on FreeOnes!
No. I clean mine every day, just like i wash my ass every day.
 

tiger1977

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
I'm not quite flexible enough to find that out personally. But I do shower at least once a day, so my guess is no, mine does not smell bad.
 
It started last autumn when my hamster died there. Reeks like Dirk's butthole now.

Most Americans have a smelly navel because it constantly grates on the asphalt as they walk.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
No, I tend to be a clean person.
If your belly button smells, clean it.
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Mine only smells after a visit from GregC.

If you don't know what that means, don't ask. Let's just say, 2 men, one navel.
 

tunsty

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
No.. I prefer to use my nose
 

andrea_

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
Only when I'm carrying gorgonzola in it...
 

Rezen

God damn it, Baconsalt!
Mine smelled when I had an intestinal infection. Other than that it smells alright I guess. After work pre-shower I'm sure it might be a little smelly....
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I dated a fat chick once whose belly button smelled like a G.I.'s feet after a month of boot rot in the Vietnamese jungle. :pukey: And she wondered why I wouldn't go down on her. Well, I might try it if I didn't keep passing out every time I got to navel height!
 
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