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Dumbest Blonde Ever!!!....Joke

jdb67

Fuck the rest, Freeones is the best!
A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager.

"Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one."

Finally, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" I asked.

"Yes!" she exclaimed, and I led the blonde to my car with a parade of parts guys right behind.

I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!"

And here's what we saw:
 

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D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Best joke I have heard in a while. The visual effect was nice also. The sad thing is because of some people I could almost believe that story.:rofl:
 

Calm

God damn it, Baconsalt!
at first I was like "I don't get it, I don't know cars" and then I gave it another look and got it. :)
Nice one.
 

juballs

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
nooo!!! ruined by me scrolling down to fast!!!

oh well, great joke man!
 

beetle_69

Freeones is like a drug, I'm addicted!
Lol I have actually had that happen to me though...

Except it was some brunette chick
 

cabey

I'm always ready to have sex!
we've had pilots at work believe it or not who have come down from a sortie and said to us that a certain system wasn't working in "O-F-F mode"!
 
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