Earth’s ‘wobble’ means your zodiac sign may be wrong

[Rane1071]

Yeah, right especially as Astrology's such a well respected and exact "science". So does this mean I'm not going to have financial success and meet a mysterious sexy woman this month

 

[ThatRedWing]

What? I'm an Aries now? How can this be? My life as a I knew it is over. Oh I can't take anymore of this. Goodbye cruel world.:crying::weeping:








Oh wait a minute, that's right. I didn't give a flying fuck before and nothing has changed.

Oh and Scorpio only gets a week. That's pretty fucked up.

 

[emceeemcee]

Yeah, right especially as Astrology's such a well respected and exact "science". So does this mean I'm not going to have financial success and meet a mysterious sexy woman this month

Only if you've opened each of your seven Chakras

 

[wigster]

It only applies if you were born after 2009

 

[Rane1071]

Only if you've opened each of your seven Chakras

I'll have to work on that right away, but I better check my horoscope first

 

[maildude]

Awwww shucks.

 

[xfire]

http://www.dailyhoroscope.com/horoscope-headlines/ophiuchus-the-13th-zodiac-sign

Not that it matters, but at least get your horseshit from a horse.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Now what are all the desperate women do with their life? How will they know Mr. Right if the newspaper doesn't tell them when, where, how, and who?

:eek:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Next time you'll be telling us that God (praise be to her) doesn't exist.

fixed.

Yeah, right especially as Astrology's such a well respected and exact "science". So does this mean I'm not going to have financial success and meet a mysterious sexy woman this month

Typical angry Scorpio.

 

[Rane1071]

fixed.

Typical angry Scorpio.

I'm glad that dollar was well spent