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Eating Out Tips

hexsianide

Knows how 2 have sex, in theory
my girl loves being eaten out and fingerded is there any tips on how to do it better and how to get her really off? I remebe there was a site someone posted here that had a lot of good tips anyon ehave the link?
 

Undertaker

Tip: install a spycam in your toilet.
it's her you should be talking with , not us.

Ask her how she wants it.
 

KittyKat

In my dreams I have fucked Jenna Jameson.
I think Fox gave the best advice. But none so good as this:

********** said:
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Make her less tense by easing her into it... don't go straight for the pussy... kiss her all over, lick her, touch her, taste her, make her feel like heaven with every touch on every inch of her body.

Then and only when she is aching for you to go to her center... only when she cannot take any more breaths on her thighs and hands running down her back and kisses on her nipples...


Even if a girl loves oral, it's not all about the pussy.
 

Peter Gazinya

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I like to use a technique commonly known as the "Two Finger Magillicutty"
 

drdeath67

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
KittyKat said:
I think Fox gave the best advice. But none so good as this:
********** said:
Make her less tense by easing her into it... don't go straight for the pussy... kiss her all over, lick her, touch her, taste her, make her feel like heaven with every touch on every inch of her body.

Then and only when she is aching for you to go to her center... only when she cannot take any more breaths on her thighs and hands running down her back and kisses on her nipples...
Even if a girl loves oral, it's not all about the pussy.
*thinks to himself*
Hmmm!?
Better write this down!

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Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Fuck! Am I getting too old? I thought this thread was about restaurant advice!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
 

Peter Gazinya

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Always order your steak a little more cooked than you really want it. Restaurants are always trying to move things along so if you actually want it medium-rare, order it as "medium".
 

holycrap

Where did everyone go?
There's always the alphabet method. I'd try it and let you know, but, well....I never learned how to write.
 

gargaden

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Eating out is great ,, just depends on where you go....:D

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Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Make it really wet, suck and lick the clit (tongue flicking a clit is not as effective as it looks).

A couple of can't miss gimmicks is to run a finger or two up and down the length of her slit (primarily the spot just below her clit, just inside her lips but not quite inside of her twat) while you suck or lick her clit.

Suck or lick her clit while you use your thumb to rub the bottom of the outside of her puss...(opposite end of the clit) in a circular motion.

When you get her worked up and she's nearing lift off and she starts to moving her hips....slowly put your wet middle finger on her asshole. Apply a little pressure but keep it in one place and allow her motion to cause her asshole to move over your finger. Don't try and poke it in....when her engine is humming full bore...she will likely position her asshole to take your finger in on her own..

When she's orgasming, slowly but firmly massage her inner thighs at the same time with your hands.

Last but not least, just before she cums and you're sure she's ready to cum tell her to relax her whole body.:2 cents:
 

jasonk282

Banned
For good service I would tip 20%. bad service I time about 10%. OOPS not THAT eating out. my bad.
 

usmc071984

Got here by spamming
best sex advice i can give anyone has already been beaten into the grave by everyone else but ill say it again. communication. its key. and itl guide u to exactly what she wants. tell her to be more vocal and commanding when ur doin it to her. its not talkin dirty, its her helpin u make her get off, which is essentially her helpin herself. its all good.
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
best sex advice i can give anyone has already been beaten into the grave by everyone else but ill say it again. communication. its key. and itl guide u to exactly what she wants. tell her to be more vocal and commanding when ur doin it to her. its not talkin dirty, its her helpin u make her get off, which is essentially her helpin herself. its all good.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but that's sort of a myth. Well, it pretty much exists in the world of textbooks, Dr. "Feel" and "Ophrah"....

Most chicks DO NOT want to have to tell you how to get them off. Most chicks just want you to do and know what you're doing.....maybe even show them a trick or two they didn't even know floated their boat.

Now if you're fucking up...she will let you know OR if you're hitting her spot she might let you know that but think about it....how lame would it be to have to instruct someone in the throes of sex?? Unless they're the rare occurrence that just likes babbling and telling a guy how they want it...

The theory that you ask a chick what she likes sounds good on paper but in most cases it's "not a well thought out plan".:2 cents:
 

JordanRules

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
There's always the alphabet method. I'd try it and let you know, but, well....I never learned how to write.

Ok, I've tried the alphabet method, but singing the alphabet song in my head while I eat her out, totally makes it seem weird. ;)
 

Lungzyn

Die For Me
There's always the alphabet method. I'd try it and let you know, but, well....I never learned how to write.

I saw some video where Jenna Jameson said that the alphabet method doesnt work that well. I figured shes knows what shes talking about :dunno:
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I've been told that it feels great when I gently rub her clit between my tongue and my front teeth.
 
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