Eating Pussy / Pussy Eating Tips and Techniques

[Terri Summers]

like elwood said lick the alphabet. plus give her a "come hither" motion in her if you feel like it. this will get you to the famous G-spot-should be somewhere between the pubic bone and her vaginal wall.

funny i guess lick the alphabet is personal taste also, because it annoys me like crazy! I am rather liked like soft ice cream, you suck a little move a little, anyway you know how you eat icecream, in the end you go faster and faster because its melting!!

 

[member2686]

Two Scoops

YES, Terri!! Nice post, babe!

Daydreaming...

"Hello. I'd like a double-scooped ice cream cone," Nightfly says, walking into the local ice cream parlor.

"Yes sir. Which flavors?" inquires the server.

"Two scoops...hmmm... One scoop Terri Summers and one scoop Brittney Skye!" Nightfly answers, his mouth already watering.

"Cumming right up!" responds the parlor man.

LOL :nanner: :nanner: :nanner:

But seriously...here's a good starter link on how to eat some good pussy (for the beginners and those in need of a refresher course). lol http://www.cunnilingustutor.com/eat-pussy.shtml

Check out this Google links collection: http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=how+to+eat+pussy

P.S. The whole "lick the alphabet" thing was in Sam Kinison's comedy routine before he died. I'd take his advice on cunnilingus as much as I'd take his health tips or anger management advice! lmao Alphabet...please. LOL

funny i guess lick the alphabet is personal taste also, because it annoys me like crazy! I am rather liked like soft ice cream, you suck a little move a little, anyway you know how you eat icecream, in the end you go faster and faster because its melting!!

 

[foxycougar]

A woman's g-spot can be hit from the outside of the vagina if you push in the right spot. I wouldn't recommend trying to find it with your tongue at first but if you press with your fingers gently in the right spot you can usually find it. I've had several g-spot orgasms from the outside. Personally, though, I would much rather have a clitoral orgasm because, for me, they're much more intense than my g-spot orgasm. I'm like Terri and like to be licked like an ice cream cone.

 

[websurfer]

with a knife and fork

:eek: OUCH!!!!!...LOL
is that a vibrating fork and spoon???...haha

 

[websurfer]

Terri, Foxy would you by any Chance willing to be my private tutor on this matter???...just kidding

 

[Man Slut]

Only a woman can really teach you how to eat a pussy (unless you got a pornstar friend) but here is a site that will help you.

http://www.unclemelon.com/how_to_eat_pussy.html

if this doesn't help ya, I don't know what will.

 

[DirtyKitty69]

I love it when my man go down on me .:nanner:

 

[Goblin]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/muffdiving.html

Hope This Helps!

 

[XBeerPongChampX]

Pussy Eating

Hey whats up everyone,

so yeah i have like a little fear of eating pussy... like im afraid of what it might taste like and everything..ive always tried to avoid doing it and i hate myself for it cuz i know it really pleasures some of them.. So any advice that might take my fear away or any stories that might ease the pressure?

Thanks bye

 

[Ree]

Re: Pussy Eating

I've never had the pleasure of giving oral to a woman, but I hear the taste is surprisingly pleasent. Apparently, it can taste sweet and sugary (this is due to ovulation). If she's clean and well groomed, I'm sure you'll soon relax and get into it.

 

[Imagine]

Re: Pussy Eating

I'm hardly the right person to advice you on the issue, but why not just try it? What's the worst thing that can happen? From what I've seen, surprisingly few people have a problem with the taste.

 

[cabey]

Re: Pussy Eating

ahem *cunnilingus expert walks in*lol

Firstly,

i know it really pleasures some of them.

. incorrect my friend, if you do it right and believe there is a right way and a wrong way, then all women lurve it!!

But getting back to you i will say this, don't do it for the first time unless you can be absolutly positive the woman in question is CLEAN! thats a big big tip.
I say to you this because the taste and smell will not be pleasant at all if there not 100% clean(i've been there), if however you have just got in from a club with your girl and you fancy a dabble then all is not lost, the smell will go away after a while as its replaced with an arousal scent hmmm lovely. but breathe through your mouth for a bit hehe.
Do not lap like a dog, do not suck on the clit too hard and listen for the right sounds, she will let you know whats good and whats not.
Licking and flicking and gently sucking on the clit is a good place to start.
on the subject of hygene remember that its a 2 way street.

 

[Max]

Re: Pussy Eating

All I can say is treat it like lunch!

The wet flaps can be very tasty and can produce enough juice to keep you going through the day!

Also try eating breakfast flakes from the mush, thus saving milk

 

[XBeerPongChampX]

Re: Pussy Eating

Thank you everyone for help. I think I'll muscle up the courage to go down on her how she goes down on me. Thank you guys again.

 

[Chandler]

Re: Pussy Eating

Wait, wait, wait... she doesn't go down on you either?

Ok, I hate to be the weird one here, but doesn't this relationship seem a bit... tame... for a porn board?

BPG, best way to do something you are nervous about in sex is this: do it, but encourage her to tell you if you do something good, do something bad, or do something great. Communication is the key to any relationship.

 

[stek1983]

Re: Pussy Eating

Ok, I hate to be the weird one here, but doesn't this relationship seem a bit... tame... for a porn board?

i'm pretty sure that their relationship isn't for the board

 

[XBeerPongChampX]

Re: Pussy Eating

NO NO NO she goes down on me its just im kind anot into goin down on her... she goes down on em all the time and we do all kinds of stuff..we are very open minded when it come to our sex life. I just always tried to avoid goin down on her...even though she goes down on me..i feel bad not goin down her while she will do it to me. Do you get what im saying?

 

[Chandler]

Re: Pussy Eating

BPG, my bad... didn't read it right I guess.

 

[stek1983]

Re: Pussy Eating

just give it ago dude,
like Imagine said "what's the worst that could happen"
you either like it or you don't.

 

[cabey]

Re: Pussy Eating

NO NO NO she goes down on me its just im kind anot into goin down on her... she goes down on em all the time and we do all kinds of stuff..we are very open minded when it come to our sex life. I just always tried to avoid goin down on her...even though she goes down on me..i feel bad not goin down her while she will do it to me. Do you get what im saying?

got it :rofl: