No one has attractive elbows. I would say that they are universally the most unattractive part of all human beings and it's not hard to see why. It's just skin over a joint and nothing much more. They get dry and crusty easier than most other places and we're constantly leaning on them. All of which leads to these troublesome things. Maybe we should be nicer to out elbows, put some cream on them from time to time so they dont end up like the obese man's you see down the pub, grey and white with dead skin. Yes, it might be nice to pick that dead skin off if you ever had it, it's a very satisfying experience but your elbows are far more public than your feet are so just forget it!
It's not the same with knee's though is it? Knees can be sexy. A nice set of thighs and calves with a rounded knee inbetween the two looks nice. They're nice to squeeze and if she is ticklish there it's even more fun to squeeze ... at five in the morning ... or whenever the feeling takes hold of you.
Then she leaves and your left squeezing your own knees, and it just doesnt work, and you have no idea why. You try to squeeze passers by on the streets knees just to feel that rush of pleasure again. But generally overall, people dont seem to like being touched by a guy on the street dressed as Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove. Their loss.....
Anyway, back on topic. Elbows, they aint pretty to look at and they're usually sharp, especially womens ones. Take a shot with one of those babies you gonna get a nasty bruise, or at least a minor bruise, or a red mark that fades after a minute or so. It depends I guess on how hard the elbow is thrown.
Good night. :hatsoff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzGIjOJoLUg
It's not the same with knee's though is it? Knees can be sexy. A nice set of thighs and calves with a rounded knee inbetween the two looks nice. They're nice to squeeze and if she is ticklish there it's even more fun to squeeze ... at five in the morning ... or whenever the feeling takes hold of you.
Then she leaves and your left squeezing your own knees, and it just doesnt work, and you have no idea why. You try to squeeze passers by on the streets knees just to feel that rush of pleasure again. But generally overall, people dont seem to like being touched by a guy on the street dressed as Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove. Their loss.....
Anyway, back on topic. Elbows, they aint pretty to look at and they're usually sharp, especially womens ones. Take a shot with one of those babies you gonna get a nasty bruise, or at least a minor bruise, or a red mark that fades after a minute or so. It depends I guess on how hard the elbow is thrown.
Good night. :hatsoff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzGIjOJoLUg
