Email Closeted Badasses: 6 Famous Wusses That Would Own You

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Michael Flatley, Lord of the Ass Whoopin'? I found only a couple of these to be surprising, especially James Blunt.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15760_closeted-badasses-6-famous-wusses-that-would-own-you.html

 

[sproing99]

w.r.t. James Blunt, it was the household cavalry, lots of plumes and shiny breastplates.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Mark Harmon's dad was a Heisman Trophy winner at Michigan.
Don't dis Jethro.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Mark Harmon's dad was a Heisman Trophy winner at Michigan.
Don't dis Jethro.

And he quarterbacked the Bruins. So he's no slouch, either.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Hammer put a hit on someone?!? :rofl: :laugh:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I would hate to get my ass kicked by FEZ!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I would hate to get my ass kicked by FEZ!

Would that be worse than getting your ass kicked by a figure skater?