vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I know things aren't easy for us non-Mozlems in the Caliphate of Europe. I'm gonna post my experiences in the hopes that it makes me feel better. You're welcome to do the same.
So today was a particularily bad day.
My boyfriend and I (the only two white males in my city) were meeting our friends (the only two white females in the city (Lesbian lovers of course; Europeans are never straight, it's a genetic thing) and we were walking home past Mosque street when a group of superior humans (Sorry, Mozlems) beat us up.
Being Liberal gay European pansies we let them of course, then offered to fellate them afterwards. We love the cock, because as Europeans ours is tiny.
We had planned to spend the day at home cuddling and discussing our plans to be abortion practicioners (all babies within pregnant non-Mozlems are of course forcefully aborted). to make us feel better, but instead we were late to Mosque to recieve instructions from the Imaam.
He was angry and gave me one hell of a good arsefucking, then made me attend a Mozlem rally where as a punishment for being late I was made to lick the shit from toilet flags (american flags) before it was wrapped around bibles and burned.
Life is hard for us in Caliphate Europe, please send help my superior american cousins! Perhaps the mighty George Bush is free?
We Europeans lack any intelligent, red blooded and straight males, please send him to teach us how to be real men!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100122162838/americandad/images/5/55/Bushman.jpg
So today was a particularily bad day.
My boyfriend and I (the only two white males in my city) were meeting our friends (the only two white females in the city (Lesbian lovers of course; Europeans are never straight, it's a genetic thing) and we were walking home past Mosque street when a group of superior humans (Sorry, Mozlems) beat us up.
Being Liberal gay European pansies we let them of course, then offered to fellate them afterwards. We love the cock, because as Europeans ours is tiny.
We had planned to spend the day at home cuddling and discussing our plans to be abortion practicioners (all babies within pregnant non-Mozlems are of course forcefully aborted). to make us feel better, but instead we were late to Mosque to recieve instructions from the Imaam.
He was angry and gave me one hell of a good arsefucking, then made me attend a Mozlem rally where as a punishment for being late I was made to lick the shit from toilet flags (american flags) before it was wrapped around bibles and burned.
Life is hard for us in Caliphate Europe, please send help my superior american cousins! Perhaps the mighty George Bush is free?
We Europeans lack any intelligent, red blooded and straight males, please send him to teach us how to be real men!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100122162838/americandad/images/5/55/Bushman.jpg
