Ever been told you've got a swanky penis?

[Ike Stain]

I've never been called swanky. But my penis has been compared to Chevrolet pickup trucks - sought after by white trash and like a rock.

Nice.

She actually called it a "Swanky Pete" but I figured people would be like wtf???
so I took the liberty of translating for the narrative.

 

[Shifty]

This one time, I was told I had a "schwanky penis" by some chick smoking a cigar ...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I tried to get M'Lady to call my magnificence 'swanky' but her mouth was full at the time so it just came out as 'awooalahowololoo'

 

[RichardNailder]

They are usually laughing too hard to say anything.......