ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

[Member2019]

My last comment on any of his ...

Again you're dragging shit from another thread in here.

You did! You insulted Fox out of pure judgement (and probably self-inflicted spite). That was wrong! And it's a growing trend in how you are approaching many threads. I want it to stop.

I'm sorry, but what plane of existence are you residing on? Cheating is considered morally reprehensible, and Fox simply stated that he had cheated on his girlfriend without going into any specifics.

Again, my last comment and I will avoid everything you do from here, because you don't seem to be listening at all, so there's no sense in bothering the board with it further ...
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=953439#poststop

Wow, this thread really went bad and got boring, too bad. :dunno:

Sorry about that. But I don't like to see people judging others, especially from a standpoint of what they don't have.

This is my last post regarding his "you're my hero :lame: " attitude. I hope other people can share their fantasies-gone-reality without more of it. It would be one thing if it was a joke. But as you can see from his responses, he sees any such fantasy-gone-reality as "cheating."

 

[Happy-Fun-Ball]

This might be a little off topic, but I think someone should go to UrbanDictionary and get them to enter "pornesque" as a word...

 

[toast_king]

Re: My last comment on any of his ...

You did!

What I said to him had absolutely nothing to do with any other thread, and you really can't prove otherwise.

You insulted Fox out of pure judgement (and probably self-inflicted spite). That was wrong!

I'd like to know why "judgement" is wrong. I think certain actions are wrong, and I simply say so. You seem as if you're advocating complete moral relativism.

And it's a growing trend in how you are approaching many threads. I want it to stop.

How is it a growing trend? I'd like some examples.

This is my last post regarding his "you're my hero :lame: " attitude. I hope other people can share their fantasies-gone-reality without more of it. It would be one thing if it was a joke. But as you can see from his responses, he sees any such fantasy-gone-reality as "cheating."

You seem to constantly refer to information that is not contained in the original post where Fox said that he cheated on his girlfriend. Now it was suddenly just some sort of fantasy and no cheating actually occured.

 

[siliconebrian]

I've done all of them. and many more

 

[Member2019]

Re: My last comment on any of his ...

You seem to constantly refer to information that is not contained in the original post where Fox said that he cheated on his girlfriend.

No, you jumped to that conclusion, and it's not the first time. Dude, just drop it. If you can't participate in a positive way to a thread, consider if you should -- especially if you're dropping 1-liner sarcasm everywhere.

Peace.

 

[toast_king]

Re: My last comment on any of his ...

No, you jumped to that conclusion, and it's not the first time. Dude, just drop it.

You keep insisting that I've been jumping to conclusions but so far you've been unable to elaborate. All I see is a guy desperately defending cheating without any rational arguments whatsoever.

If you can't participate in a positive way to a thread, consider if you should -- especially if you're dropping 1-liner sarcasm everywhere.

Peace.

Are you sure you're in a position to be advicing other people on how to participate in threads?

 

[Member2019]

Limit your judgement, that's the repeat theme here ...

You keep insisting that I've been jumping to conclusions but so far you've been unable to elaborate. All I see is a guy desperately defending cheating without any rational arguments whatsoever.

Anytime you want to stop judging the lives of others, you go right ahead.

Are you sure you're in a position to be advicing other people on how to participate in threads?

When it comes to political threads, no, I'll freely admit that. But I do take my own advise! I.e., I've been avoiding most of them as of late! Even if I'm just defending people (e.g., I defend Clinton on more conservative boards) in the political threads, my outside-the-box viewpoint causes most to disagree with me.

But when it comes to porn, lifestyle and other threads, very much so! I've respected the views of countless people, and defended them from judgement from others before. The only reason people disagree with me less on this board is because most people here are more open to varying views. Over on conservative boards, I get chastized and even accused that I "must cheat on my wife if I think that way."

Learn to reserve judgement of others.
You seem to want others to do the same of you.
So start by practicing what you peach, and being self-aware of what you are not.
I might be a jerk at times, but I can admit my faults.
I haven't seen even a hint of the same from you.

And I'm really saying this because I care.
At least you are reading, even if you are not listening.
I thank you for that, and will let all of my posts stand on their own from here on out.

 

[toast_king]

Re: Limit your judgement, that's the repeat theme here ...

Anytime you want to stop judging the lives of others, you go right ahead.

Why do you find cheating so great? Why defend it so much?

When it comes to political threads, no, I'll freely admit that. But I do take my own advise! I.e., I've been avoiding most of them as of late! Even if I'm just defending people (e.g., I defend Clinton on more conservative boards) in the political threads, my outside-the-box viewpoint causes most to disagree with me.

But when it comes to porn, lifestyle and other threads, very much so! I've respected the views of countless people, and defended them from judgement from others before. The only reason people disagree with me less on this board is because most people here are more open to varying views. Over on conservative boards, I get chastized and even accused that I "must cheat on my wife if I think that way."

Learn to reserve judgement of others.
You seem to want others to do the same of you.
So start by practicing what you peach, and being self-aware of what you are not.
I might be a jerk at times, but I can admit my faults.
I haven't seen even a hint of the same from you.

And I'm really saying this because I care.
At least you are reading, even if you are not listening.
I thank you for that, and will let all of my posts stand on their own from here on out.

This has nothing to do with what I was saying. I was referring to the fact that you brought one thread's flamewar into another for no reason, which is not an entirely positive way of participating.

 

[squallumz]

This might be a little off topic, but I think someone should go to UrbanDictionary and get them to enter "pornesque" as a word...

no kidding, thats one of my favorites.

yes, things are getting a little :2offtopic

but those stories are great. i was curious and it seems like a lot of people have done some awesome things. good for you guys. sex is one of the best things in the world. its free (usually) and it feels great!

ive done a few things, but now it seems like nothing after all these replies! kinda like a shitty band playing after a legend. :o

i have had the blessed oppurtunity of having 3 girls at once. 2 of them were out of their head drunk so it was kinda funny but i was more than willing to play with them. they were actually a gift to me from my then girlfriend in them middle of the night when i was sleeping.

i woke up and my girlfriend was at my back door and i was half asleep and let her in. it was so perfect! she was all "i have a presnt for you!" and she went outside and shoved a girl in "a veronica!" and then she grabbed another girl i knew, "and an estella!"

i was like WTF! i said hi and asked what was going on. i thought she was just being funny i had no idea they were really gifts. ha. they sat down on my couch and were laying on eachother and kissing a little bit (which i had no idea they were into other girl, i knew them both) and then after a little while, my girlfriend told them shed be right back and took me to my room. there was a clear glass sliding door seperating the living room from my room.

i peeked at them and they looked like they were sleeping. the lights were off the whole time i could barely see them since the get go because of neighbors. so my girl layed me down, handcuffed me to a chair (which was a first for me) and proceeded to give me a blowjob. i felt kinda funny about it and being handcuffed was almost kinda freaky at the time but when a girl is sucking your dick, all is good in the world.

well im getting into it and i open my eyes and look over the my right and i see both veronica and estella looking like those garfield toys that stick on car windows on the glass (swear to god!) and i was like omfg! they were watching us! and my girlfriend looked up at me and saw me looking in shock and she laughed and there was a split second of awkwardness in a funny way and she got up and opened the glass door and they walked in and i was still handcuffed to that chair with my dick pointed at the north star. arms around eachother, they walked over (still drunk mind you) and knelled down over me and my girlfriend jumped up on my bed (very small bed not even a queen) and got back between my legs and started sucking. i almost lost my hardon just being embarrassed kinda but she made it better and took it out of her mouth and started stroking it. and looked at veronica and kinda tilted my dick towards her and im thinking "of my fucking god, this is not happening" and she starts jacking it and estella touches around it at the same time and my girlfriend takes her shirt off and sucks me again. veronica and estella kiss and touch eachother, they undress and make out heavily (im still tied down going nuts) and low and behold. my girl sits on my dick (first time feeling it with no condom btw) and im getting fucked next to 2 girls maked making out and rubbing eachother off. veronica kisses me and im about to bust one but i think of george kastanza and it buys me time. my girl sits on my face, veronica mounts me and omg. so tight, so different (third girl i ever had in my life at that point) shes rocking me and estellas just kinda standing there drunk as hell and i cum.

boom!

right inside the girl.

best orgasam i ever had. i didnt give 2 fucks or even thought about the possibility of her being or not being on birth control i just cum. man. she didnt even notice and being so young at the time i dont go soft i deal with the sesitivity and continue doing what we're doing. im eating my girl out and veronica is fucking me and i just came in her and she doesnt even notice.

my girl gets down, kisses estella, veronica jumps off and puts her hands on her gina and kinda scoops it a little and finally relizes somethings dripping down off of her and my girl shes id and licks veronicas fingers. just once but omg.

that was about it. my girl unlocked me. im dizzy and light headed and my arms feel like jello and they put their clothes back on, giggling and we all go into the living room they sit on the couch and pass out within a few minutes.

my girl was hanging out with me in my room. and i just rememeber her kiss me and it felt kinda awkward like she wasnt the same girl but eventually we feel asleep in the bed.

oh yeah. that was sweet. fucking sohpmore in high school too.

 

[JR7]

Mine took place in ~2001. In the days before Facebook there was aol. I met a girl the same night I started chatting with her. She invited me straight over to her apartment - no meeting in a public place, restaurant.

She was ~250 lbs. and I was weighing in at a whopping 127 at the time. This was your classic 'fat girl and skinny guy' scene. Anyhow, I got there and we instantly got in her bed and started 69-ing. Yes, I was on the bottom much of the time and just like in the pornos, my head disappeared into a mass of ass and upper thighs. She had a natural redhaired pussy. Very pretty, with the largest vaginal opening I had ever seen. It was the size of a golf ball. Very sexy. I put my entire nose inside - because I could.

After about an hour of 69-ing with her taking breaks sucking my dick so that I wouldn't cum too soon I was finally ready to show her my cumshot. I got on my knees, she was on her back sucking my dick - true porno style. I started to feel the tiniest start of an orgasm so I pulled out and just hovered over her chest without touching my cock. This sexy, 250 lb. BBW gave me one of the most intense drawn out orgasms I'd ever had, but meanwhile - no cum. She said (and I'll never forget) "Do you need to put it back in my mouth?" I said, "No, I'm actually cumming if you could believe it," and yes, i had enough time to say all of those words. No sooner do I say this and 2 small drops of cum peter out. So I'm thinking this girl just gave me one of the best orgasms of my life but she'll never know based on that showing. But here's the kicker - and this is why it's the most porno moment. It was the classic "surprise" cumshot.

My cock, hands free, slaps up in the air and shoots an enormous thick string of goo all over her more distant breast. I spurt 4 more blasts on her nearer breast and in true porno style reinsert my penis in her mouth for her to swallow the last drops. She says, 'You taste good," and proceeds to gather wads of my cum from her tits on her fingers and licks it off. And that, my friends, is the most porno experience I ever had.

 

[luis1972]

threesome with anal sex

 

[JR7]

I still think mine is one of the hottest porno-esque stories and sure to make a chubby chaser out of the most anti-fat dude.

 

[JR7]

Mine took place in ~2001. In the days before Facebook there was aol. I met a girl the same night I started chatting with her. She invited me straight over to her apartment - no meeting in a public place, restaurant.

She was ~250 lbs. and I was weighing in at a whopping 127 at the time. This was your classic 'fat girl and skinny guy' scene. Anyhow, I got there and we instantly got in her bed and started 69-ing. Yes, I was on the bottom much of the time and just like in the pornos, my head disappeared into a mass of ass and upper thighs. She had a natural redhaired pussy. Very pretty, with the largest vaginal opening I had ever seen. It was the size of a golf ball. Very sexy. I put my entire nose inside - because I could.

After about an hour of 69-ing with her taking breaks sucking my dick so that I wouldn't cum too soon I was finally ready to show her my cumshot. I got on my knees, she was on her back sucking my dick - true porno style. I started to feel the tiniest start of an orgasm so I pulled out and just hovered over her chest without touching my cock. This sexy, 250 lb. BBW gave me one of the most intense drawn out orgasms I'd ever had, but meanwhile - no cum. She said (and I'll never forget) "Do you need to put it back in my mouth?" I said, "No, I'm actually cumming if you could believe it," and yes, i had enough time to say all of those words. No sooner do I say this and 2 small drops of cum peter out. So I'm thinking this girl just gave me one of the best orgasms of my life but she'll never know based on that showing. But here's the kicker - and this is why it's the most porno moment. It was the classic "surprise" cumshot.

My cock, hands free, slaps up in the air and shoots an enormous thick string of goo all over her more distant breast. I spurt 4 more blasts on her nearer breast and in true porno style reinsert my penis in her mouth for her to swallow the last drops. She says, 'You taste good," and proceeds to gather wads of my cum from her tits on her fingers and licks it off. And that, my friends, is the most porno experience I ever had.

 

[Member2019]

Mine took place in ~2001. In the days before Facebook there was aol.

Sorry to interrupt your story, but AOL? In the 21st Century?

The Internet worked in the '90s, even late '80s. Craigslist personals came about in the late '90s, various chat options existed before the Web too, even some UseNet groups.

 

[blindedinchains]

Done anal a couple times but only very briefly.
Tag teamed a girl before, never had two girls at once though

 

[vodkazvictim]

3sum.
Plenty of facials and anal.
I'm fortunate in that my missus is very obliging when it comes to dressing how I want her to dress in the bedroom. If I want her in hooker makeup and fishnets, that's what I get
Costs way more than a whore tho.

 

[JR7]

YES, PROFVOLUPTUARY. AOL in the 21st century. I'm not saying we didn't have chatting in the 20th Century even going back to the 80's. (Although the earliest I had those capabilities was in the late nineties.) I'm just aying, there was no such thing as Facebook in 2001. So in a sense it was like a century ago insofar as how much the likes of Facebook, Myspace, and site like that have changed the way people meet. I hope people still use AOL. I found it remarkably effective. If I were to write an account of all the women I met off of AOL between 1998 and 2003, I'd be publishing a book!

 

[squallumz]

i dont know about you guys but i didnt get online until around 98-99. some of my friends had aol in 97-98 but it wasnt very common where i was and that was l.a.

 

[JR7]

Agreed Squallumz. Same time I started. But I'm sure you were able to make up for lost time and get with multiple partners. I think I hooked up or f**ed at least 35 women from AOL alone btw 1998 and 2003.

 

[squallumz]

Agreed Squallumz. Same time I started. But I'm sure you were able to make up for lost time and get with multiple partners. I think I hooked up or f**ed at least 35 women from AOL alone btw 1998 and 2003.

to be honest i didnt get into scoping out girls til a bit after that. i had some serious gfs in highschool that kept me busy (yes, in a veryyyy good way) plus i didnt get the computer to myself. my mom was paranoid about porn it turned out.

after i moved out and took the computer, i actually did meet a lot of girls through AIM but i never did the looking, believe it or not. 3 or 4 of my girlfriends during this time found me through AIM randomly. one of em is still a big part of my life so i did meet some decent people after all.