Ever Get A Toothless Blow Job?

[Lee Van Queef]

I haven't but I pulled a gal that was missing her front four teeth once. Not bad but I wish she had less teeth. I hear these toothless blow jobs are just fantastic.

 

[mrtrebus]

No. But Jimmy Tarbuck sucked my cock once!

Well twice actually. . .:shy:

 

[BlueBalls]

Only when granny forgot to take her Dementia pills.

 

[VampDude]

Nope, but I guess there is some old gummy hag out there.

But I prefer teeth and the bite.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Nope, but I guess there is some old gummy hag out there.

But I prefer teeth and the bite.

I like the look of teeth but they get a little hurty sometimes. I'm willing to bet there are kooky broads out there who get their teeth pulled so they can give top notch head jobs.

I had a long term girlfriend who got a tongue ring when we first started dating. She never knew how to use the thing and it always wound up in the hole of my wiener. She took it out and the head was better.

 

[Tittyman5000]

I'm with you on this one, Somewhere out there is toothless hooker awaiting her destiny
Ive always wondered if you fucked a really fat chick does lard ooze out her pore's? :dunno:

 

[squallumz]

the thought makes my willy recede.

 

[Hot Mega]

I have to confess to this...I have.

But but but....it was a hooker and from a distance she looked like Loni Anderson with a killer body. As a matter of fact she wasn't bad looking up close I just didn't expect her to be as old as she appeared from a distance and then the pulling the teeth out thing sorta threw me for a loop.

Meh, I had some down time and ...well, it was pretty amazing actually. I didn't think a woman's mouth could produce that much suction (almost too much).

I was a pretty good experience aside from me getting through my head that she didn't have a tooth in hers?:o

 

[Lee Van Queef]

I'm with you on this one, Somewhere out there is toothless hooker awaiting her destiny
Ive always wondered if you fucked a really fat chick does lard ooze out her pore's? :dunno:

I think first there needs to be a toothless supermodel or actress so they can be put out as glamorous and not just poor an hooked on the crack.

 

[JacknCoke]

I call her Gummah

 

[Lee Van Queef]

I call her Gummah

I figured a guy named JacknCoke has had a few Gummy Hummers. I'm a Jack fella myself.:glugglug:

 

[LukeEl]

What about getting a blow job from a woman that turns to dust after you cum?

 

[squallumz]

What about getting a blow job from a woman that turns to dust after you cum?

like a mummy?

 

[sleep]

What about getting a blow job from a woman that turns to dust after you cum?

Like that gal on the Swiffer mop commercials? I think her name is Mudd..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPn7FntWUmU

 

[MarieMEOW]

That sounds gross.. lol~

 

[Kingfisher]

It's called, getting a "gummy" job.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I prefer it. Plus, all the octogenarians in the home where I volunteer are disease free.

 

[kelleycabbana]

hmmmmm.....gummy job

 

[Member442]

That doesn't sound to appealing but whatever floats your boat.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

can't say i've ever experienced such a thing :dunno: