Fake tits and beautiful pussy!

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The real best picture ever, bitches!

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Nice wallpaper indeed. :thumbsup:

 

[edirons22]

Nice pussy!

 

[squallumz]

explanations are in order

 

[lurkingdirk]

Purdy mouth...

 

[dogface999]

Should have gone to Specsavers

 

[Shifty]

Johnny, can you provide a link to the full set?

 

[Red Spyder]

explanations are in order

Again, this is the OP's sharing his "what I did this weekend" pictures. Looks like he had lots of fun too, and just how much alcohol was consumed will be a riddle for the ages.

 

[vodkazvictim]

:hit:

 

[LukeEl]

dirk on one of his lazy Sunday afternoons.

 

[feller469]

Craigslist hookers: Sometimes not how you imagined

 

[smithin45]

What's the glitter around his mouth?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Glitter? Okay, we'll call it "Glitter."

 

[himperv203]

funny

 

[Cutie]

Just another day at Dirk's house..

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

If that was gold paint on his beardstache, then I'd definitely say it was Dirl. But then again, I know for a fact his drug of choice is jenkum.

Hey Cutie, wanna cyber?

 

[maildude]

That cat is about to claw his bawwllls.

 

[jod0565]

The Net is still living up to it's potential.

 

[Cutie]

Hey Cutie, wanna cyber?

Want to have a cat on your lap and wear a fake pair of tits? or would you rather have a punch to the gut instead?
Your call on that.. lol