Fantasies

[condor]

If everyone had a 9 inch dick or more, as penis enlargement sites want us to have, how many people would actually be happy?

 

[L3ggy]

The penis enlargement sites will?

 

[BlueBalls]

I've always wanted to spend a lazy Sunday snorting coke and wrapping a couple hundred elastic bands around my sack. Then as the day wore on, I could slowly watch it turn black before calling the ambulance.

 

[Shifty]

I've always wanted to spend a lazy Sunday snorting coke and wrapping a couple hundred elastic bands around my sack. Then as the day wore on, I could slowly watch it turn black before calling the ambulance.

That was our "Master's Sunday". You've forgotten already!

You cold bastard.

 

[LukeEl]

All the urologists that will have to treat us for prostate and uretha problems.

 

[CunningStunts]

I would not be happy... there's aren't many girls who can take that, and I like me some full penetration and slappy noises when I fuck :nanner:

 

[Mr_Balls]

anyone here ever try out one of the "extenders" they have in adult stores?

 

[Shifty]

anyone here ever try out one of the "extenders" they have in adult stores?

No, but that's me on the packaging. :yesyes:

 

[gunslingingbird]

anyone here ever try out one of the "extenders" they have in adult stores?

I've got a better solution to your problem: tie a couple cinder blocks to the tip of your dick and let them dangle. Works like a charm! :hybrid: