FAO Girls - The Offside rule explained...lol

[tunsty]

The offside rule explained for girls..


You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.

Behind the shop assistant on the till, is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
:hatsoff:

 

[member20672]

Even understanding this scenario is complicated.

What's the male version for wallet buying?

Man sees wallet.
Other man sees wallet.
First man pushes man in front, grabs wallet and pays with credit.

:1orglaugh

 

[DudeRulez]

awesome :rofl:

 

[member2686]

tunsty - I think you made this thread just so you could toss it into the next "crazy thread" poll you'll be putting forth. lmao :wtf: :1orglaugh :rofl: :dunno:

 

[tunsty]

tunsty - I think you made this thread just so you could toss it into the next "crazy thread" poll you'll be putting forth. lmao :wtf: :1orglaugh :rofl: :dunno:

shhh..dammit

 

[poggy]

But you forgot to mention the Linesman (I know but thats what he is so that what he should be called) who will flag as he's to busy getting abuse of her mother to see if she was offside or not.

 

[D-rock]

This is why I like hockey better. Nice static line for the offsides, if the defender can't get back that's his problem. :tongue: