Fart licker! (Your best childhood insult)

[lurkingdirk]

What did you call your friends when you were really mad? Before you could really cuss.

It was an issue for me - Dutch or English? The best I came up with was "you fart licker!"

I'm not sure what it meant. Alexp can likely answer that.

How did you cuss as a kid?

 

[Ace Bandage]

 

[FOACCOUNT!@#$%]

doodooface
said it to many of my friends


one time I said it to a Black friend of mines right in front of his mom, she had a word with my mom

=(

 

[vodkazvictim]

I once got the red mist because a friend was being a dick.
But he was a mate, so I didn't hit him.
I just said: "You have not a grain of sense"
He teased me about it for a while.
We've since gone our seperate ways, but looking back I'm glad I didn't hit him.

 

[L3ggy]

I don't really remember.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I don't really remember.

Fart licker.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Racial/Anti-Semitic slurs worked pretty good back then too. My dad, who was Police, taught me some good ones when I was a kid.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Racial/Anti-Semitic slurs worked pretty good back then too. My dad, who was Police, taught me some good ones when I was a kid.

You must have some that involve poo. I'd be disappointed otherwise...

 

[Tittyman5000]

Ive used Fart Face a couple times but my all time favorite was you doody head!

 

[alexpnz]

What did you call your friends when you were really mad? Before you could really cuss.

It was an issue for me - Dutch or English? The best I came up with was "you fart licker!"

I'm not sure what it meant. Alexp can likely answer that.

How did you cuss as a kid?

To my knowledge, growing up in the hood, er.....suburbs, Fart Licker was a way of calling someone an Asshole w/o using the word "Ass" if you weren't allowed to curse.

For some reason, I remember my friends and I using the word "Grossburger" to insult someone.
Don't ask me what it means because to this day, I have no idea.....:dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Fart licker.

Grossburger.

 

[Rey C.]

Booger head!!!

 

[xfire]

Double and Triple Dog Dare. Not exactly an insult, but it got results. lol

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

What did you call your friends when you were really mad? Before you could really cuss.

It was an issue for me - Dutch or English? The best I came up with was "you fart licker!"

I'm not sure what it meant. Alexp can likely answer that.

How did you cuss as a kid?

I used to call them "eikel" or "smeerlap", always in Dutch of course, because I didn't know English.

 

[Spleen]

"Your dad is dead!"



I was only four, I didn't understand what death was. I felt awful once I realised what it actually mean't. It worked a treat though.