Fast-Food Free-For-All: Who Would Win?

[Jagger69]

A steel cage match....no holds barred....who walks out at the end?

I'm betting on Jack. He's smarter than any of the others and he'd find a way to win.

Shit....it didn't give a poll option for some reason (maybe I fucked up? nahhhh.....). Nevermind.....

Mod....please delete this thread.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm going with Ronald and the Turd Burglar, or whatever the pirate-looking character is. Or maybe with the Taco Bell Chihuahua. Oh, decisions, decisions.

 

[lostwood_7]

Behold the Oven mitt and his shaved roast beef awesomeness...speaking of which where has that little bastard been?

 

[wgwg]

The King...he can out run crazy ass soccer moms in a minivan

 

[BlueBalls]

I would think they'd probably join forces and use their considerable influence to force us all to continue eating their ever fattening food until we all drop dead ... not before they make as much profit as possible, of course.

Like a sort of Fast Food Mafia:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=321681&highlight=Fast+food+mafia

 

[busenbust]

Fast-food? Free?? Don't call me Fatist but.... :uohs:

 

[JacknCoke]

The King would win as long as the lights are out, yes the burger king commercials are creepy!