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Father's Day

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I'm just ready to send off a card to my dad for Father's Day....I thought it was pretty fuckin' funny when I read it...

Before I send I wanted to share what it says...

Dad's Ten Commandments

I. I am the dad, your father, thou shalt not pull anyone else's finger.

II. Thou shalt no try to heat or cool the outdoors.

III. Thou shalt not maketh him turn his car around.

IV. Thou shalt remember your curfew and keep it.

V. Thou shalt not steal the remote.

VI. Thou shalt not leave every @#%&*! light in the house on.

VII. Honor thy mother and thy father (especially thy father).

VIII. Thou shalt "turn that music down" when told.

IX. Thou shalt not kill time on the phone or the internet if dad wants to use them.

X. When in doubt, ask your mother.
 

belgianass

I'm all into porn!
father's day was a week ago here ... seems we are quicker ...
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
As a dad, it looks good to me.
 

Boobinator

Would you hit it?
That's great Hot Mega :1orglaugh

Father's day is not until November here, so I still have some time to figure out a gift. My dad's b-day is in July thouh, but I already know what to get him.

Worst case scenario, just buy a tie :D
 

sexmadwife

Mom, I feel funny down there
Thanks for reminding me. You see the cards in the shops for ages and think I'll get it next week. Then it's almost too late!
 
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