Favorite Slang Term For Breasts?

[anairhead999]

I just like tits

 

[Tittyman5000]

Gazzongas -

 

[sierratango1]

sweater puppets

 

[kksguy]

chichis

 

[Automate]

Tales Above The Muff
Occupied While Intercoursings

:rofl: These two are hilarious!

A few more from the site I linked earlier that I think are really funny:
- Golden bozos
- Camelot
- Deat heat in a zeppelin race
- Lung hammers
- Pastor baiters
- Polygons
- Spontaneous combustibles
- Squaw Valley
- Tamales

 

[Ike Stain]

-Eisenhowers

Who the fuck calls them Eisenhowers???

Oh, wait. Probably Eisenhower.

 

[Automate]

Who the fuck calls them Eisenhowers???

The same goes for "Brad Pitts", "Danny DeVitos", "David Duchovneys" and other terms referring to a man instead of a woman. Seriously, what the hell. Maybe it actually refers to the breasts of some specific woman that they were dating at some point? Maybe it refers to specific types of breasts that these guys like? :dunno: Even so, that would be rather contrived.

However, the absolute worst things still have to be things like "buboes", "bugs" and "garbage bags". Holy. Fucking. Shit. I can't imagine anyone other than a serious misogynist using those. :wtf:

 

[kewlio65]

Boobs, Boobies, Cans, Tits

 

[mentator75]

Mother Mounds