Favourite line from South Park?

[james85]

So what is your favourite one liner from the unquestionably brilliant South Park?

My favourite is Cartman's line:

"Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!"

 

[GregCentauro]

"Addition is commutative"

 

[pete rose]

"Oh, and Mitchell...you have some shit on the side of your mouth."

 

[mr. jizz]

Dey Took ma job!!!...Dey Took ur Juub.

 

[BlueBalls]

"If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," I would have sex with myself."

 

[Asianlov69]

"she licks carpet."

 

[STDiva]

"This is the end of the world..........................................of warcraft."

 

[meesterperfect]

Wendy, Wendy? Bitch don't you wanna start making some fucking money?

I'm not just positive, I'm HIV positive.

Cartman: Dick Tits! Shit Asshole! Scuse me. Splooge, Balls, Bloody Vaginal Belch.Tampon Dick Shit!.
Kyle: Will you knock it off already!
Cartman: ****!

Damn you Mongowians!

I got a feeling I'll be posting on this thread often.

Also, everything that Chef said in Chef Returns.

 

[PlumpRump]

Prety much anything from Randy. There are so many funny lines he has, these are just a few I like.

 

[Shifty]

"Suck my balls!"

"Present them."

 

[lurkingdirk]

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Everything Cartman said when he had a satellite dish sticking out of his ass. And everything he said when he thought he was General Lee.

 

[Shifty]

Cartman singing Dog the Hallway Monitor.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Too many to name, but:

Cartman: Watch out, guys. Wendy says boobs can kill people. Rawr! Gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!

Butters: I don't wanna get killed by boobs.

 

[Shifty]

Butters: "You could see her whole beaver!"

 

[StanScratch]

"So, how did you get the semen, Cartman."
"Oh, from some homeless guy in the alley. I had to suck it out of a hose."
"A hose. Huh."

"The fireman is a magical creature. When you pet his helmet, he spits in your eye."

 

[PirateKing]

Cartman: "Mom! Kitty is being a dildo!"
Mrs. Cartman: "Well, then I know a certain Kitty Kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight."

 

[anairhead999]

"I'm walking on Sunshine"

 

[LukeEl]

The episode when Cartman was selling fetus' and kept saying "Ah come on guy your bustin my balls"

 

[feller469]

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