Favourite Movie Quotes

[Paparmane]

You'll probably wont know what I'm talking about but all of quotes of Elvis Gratton I, II & III, I know them all and they are so funny!

 

[LordVader66]

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it

 

[Iamforever]

joe pesci in goodfellas- "what are you still doing here, i thought i told you to go fuck your mother." funny funny scene.

 

[LordVader66]

Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master!

 

[Clarkie25]

Death Race 2000

Junior: "Frankenstein, who lost a leg in 98, an arm in 99, with half a face and half a chest and all the guts in the world he's back! God only knows what he looks like under that mask, but he is back."

 

[dave_rhino]

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Tuco: "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk"


*Tuco finds and reads note*
Tuco: "see you soon ii..iiiii...ii"
Blondie: "see you soon idiots... It's for you"


also when Blondie refers to a kitten as "large one" cracked me up.

 

[Jagger69]

How about this obvious classic?.....

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU ANY STINKING BADGES!!!" - Alfonso Bedoya, Treasure of the Sierra Madre

 

[memhol]

"my way or the high way" RESERVOIR DOG

 

[Calm]

M. Burns - Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say, hard cheese.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Sherrif Buford T. Justice; There is no way, NO WAY that you could have come from my loins. First thing I'm gonna do when we get home is punch yo momma in the mouth.

 

[pickles&cumquat]

Hey hey, I'm Mr. T, I'll rip your cock off with my ass. - Eddie Murphy from Delerious talking about people who go to work and fuck up his act.

 

[SeeNowHuh]

To revidffum;

"...Cheap Italian crap..."

:bowdown:

 

[Dro50]

Silence of the Lambs

Buffalo Bill: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

 

[Clarkie25]

"Cartman: I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Who wants to touch me? I said WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN' TOUCH ME?"

South Park : Bigger Longer and Uncut

 

[tekka1]

This might sound corny but:
"I am sick and tired of these mothafucking snakes in this mothafucking plane". Samual Jackson - Snakes on a Plane.


Bad boys, the police captain:
What did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.

 

[SOLDIER_officer]

Aliens is a pretty quotable movie.
The same thing is true with Se7en.

It would take many many years of contemplation to decide on my favorite movie quote. But off the top of my head I'll say:

"that'll be the day,"

the Duke's classic line from The Searchers.

 

[Mr. Pink]

"Go pick me out a winner, Bobby." -Roy Hobbs
"...Okay." -Bobby

-The Natural

that whole scene is fucking killer. As well as when ESPN did with their baseball commentators.

 

[Mr. Pink]

Shaun- "I like having him around, he's a laugh..."
Pete- "Alright, I'll admit he can be funny at times. Remember that time when we stayed up late drinking apple schnapps and playing tekken 2?"
Shaun- "*chuckles*.. yeah!... when was that?
Pete- "..that was five years ago, when's he going home?


Ed- "Why do we have to save Liz? She did dump you..."
Shaun- "I have to know she's alright, because I love her!"
Ed- "Alright..... gay"


Shaun Of The Dead. Great movie.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Son we live in a world with walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns...who's gonna do it? You? You Lt. Wienberg? I have a greater responsability then you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and curse the Marines. You have that luxury, you have the luxury of not knowing what I know...that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth, because deep down inside, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall...you NEED me on that wall. We use words like, honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use these words as a punchline. I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of freedom I provide...then questions the manor in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way...or otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I DON"T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE ENTITLED TO!

 

[pancha]

"I'm here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubble gum."

"It's a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away everything he's got, and everything he'll ever have."

"There is no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life. . . now get on with it."