Favourite Movie Quotes

[Thunderbolt]

Anchorman : the legend of Ron Burgundy

Ron : "You're like a miniature budah covered in hair "

 

[RubberHead77]

"When I get pissed off, man, I will throw a nacha bone ****** fit on you, understand?" Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song

"You're gunna give all this up? Eight Track Stereo, color T.V. in every room, and can snort a half a piece of dope everyday? That's the American Dream, *****!" Super Fly

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off." The Big Lebowski

 

[-KING-]

As Good As It Gets

Frank - If theres a mental heatlh organisation that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know

 

[-KING-]

Gladiator

Proximo - In the end, we're all dead men. Sadly we can not choose how or when. But we can decide how we meet that end, so we are remembered forever as men

 

[MoG2]

Say hello to my little friend

 

[HeartBroker]

"Oh man, if you can't fry it, I won't eat it!"

 

[member006]

"Merry Christmas" Everyone!!!!!!!​

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Clark W. Griswold: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

~National Lampoons "Christmas Vacation" ~

 

[HeartBroker]

"Hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussy for peanuts? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one that's square, man."


Just watched that the other night.
To get into the Christmas spirit, you know!

:eek:

 

[KungFuDude]

Diamonds Are Forever

Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?


Austin Powers

"Ivana.....Ivana Humpalot"

 

[dubbya9]

Pirates 2

Tia Dalma: You are safe on land, Jack Sparrow. And land you shall carry with you.
[Sparrow takes the jar from Tia]
Jack: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you no want it, give it back.
Jack: [pulling the jar closer] No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

 

[jibbijib]

Happy Gilmore:

"Shooter" McGavin: You know what? I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit?

Ace Ventura-When Nature Calls:

*After barrel rolling across a parking lot in a Land Rover*
Ace: Like a glove!

 

[Stevie]

From Die Hard

McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.


Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?


McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.


Robinson(Glease's character): [Watching Hans fall to his death from the 30th floor] Oh, I hope that's not a hostage.

 

[Montrealman]

Arrested Development quotes:
Lucille: Buster, what's going on? What happened to your head?
Buster: Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer.

George Oscar Bluth (Gob)
Wife Of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You're in love with your own brother?
Wife Of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife Of Gob: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother ?..

Lucille Bluth Quotes
Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: Ah, that's funny. Because I was going to say, you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.

 

[ReflectingGod]

HEATHERS:

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

"Our love is God, now let's get a slushi"

 

[guard189]

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[KittyKat]

The Matrix -

"Dodge this."

 

[nerd]

- "Conan, what is best in life?"
- "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

(A. Schwarzenegger - Conan the Barbarian)

 

[pussypoppa]

Friday

Jehovah's Witness: Are you prepared for Jehovah's return? 'Cause if you're not, we've got a pam...
[Craig slams the door in their faces]
Jehovah's Witness: Well fuck you. Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister.


Smokey: You just got knocked the FUCK out!

 

[KalasHusband]

40 year old virgin

"I love women, I respect women, I love them so much that I completely stay away from them"

I can relate

 

[Montrealman]

"Are You Ready To Get DUFFED !!!"

Duff Man