Favourite Movie Quotes

[mrtrebus]

This is the best movie quote ever!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

 

[mrtrebus]

 

[BCT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdG79iBkCGs&feature=related

 

[AshleyC]

Ace Ventura
"I'm looking for Ray Finkle....& a clean pair of shorts."

http://youtu.be/nx3-sxhewlo

 

[Sin After Sin]

From Super Troopers:

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

 

[Rane1071]

Chong: "No, if we're gonna wear uniforms man, you know, let's have everybody wear something different".
Cheech: "Yeah, that's it. Yeah, we want something wear everybody wears something different man, but the same, you know?"

"Up In Smoke".

 

[robwar]

leave the gun take the canoli

i'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Oh I know this! What's it from again? :dunno:



:1orglaugh:rofl::funnyshit:

Its from Drive Angry, kind of crappy movie, but damn, Amber Heard is Fiiine.

 

[Sin After Sin]

From Scarface:

"Hey baby, what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!"

 

[mrtrebus]

Jim Kelly & his crew likes Maccy Ds!

 

[Rane1071]

Ramirez: "If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!"

Kurgan: [to Ramirez] "Tonight you sleep in hell!!"

"Highlander"..

 

[Sin After Sin]

From Office Space:

"You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?"
"Yeah."
"Great."
"Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour."
"Da-uh? Space out?"
"Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."

 

[BCT]

National Lampoon's Vacation, i could watch this quote over and over lmao

"I think your all fucked in the head"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ8X6qTA5cE

 

[L3ggy]

Holy Testicle Tuesday! - Ace Ventura

 

[PlumpRump]

From Office Space:

"You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?"
"Yeah."
"Great."
"Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour."
"Da-uh? Space out?"
"Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."

That movie is filled with hilarious quotes!

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

 

[maildude]

Cheech: Were they psychos?
George: Did they look like fucking psychos? Psychos do not explode when sunlight shines on 'em...I don't care how crazy they are!

 

[Sin After Sin]

From A Nightmare on Elm Street:

"Where's your pass?"
"Screw your pass!"

 

[ltlane777]

Gone with the Wind
Scarlett: "Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?"
Rhett Butler: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Airplane
Rumack: "Can you fly this plane, and land it?"
Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

Dirty Harry
Harry Callahan: ""I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?""

 

[CherylFan]

Oliver Hardy "Will you let go of my ears" (in Laurel & Hardy`s "Busy Bodies")

Unknown character - "I can`t make love to you, there`s a man in the next room reciting the Lord`s Prayer" (from Woody Allen`s "Misummer Night Sex Comedy")