Favourite Movie Quotes

[Dro50]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!

Perry: This isn't good cop, bad cop! This is fag and New Yorker!

Perry: [about his derringer] I call it my "faggot gun", because it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better.

Harry: [after meeting "Gay Perry"] Still gay?
Perry: No, knee-deep in pussy. I just love the name so much I can't get rid of it.

Harry: Do you think I'm stupid?
Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.

Perry: So she comes to the door and she is totally nude, from head to toe. And she leads me inside and I sit down, right? Well, then she sits right on my lap.
Harry: Really? That happened?
Perry: No! Idiot!

Harmony: Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal.
Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.

Perry: I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

Perry: Talking money...
Harry: A talking monkey?
Perry: Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus".

Perry: Why in pluperfect hell did you pee on the corpse?!!

 

[dave_rhino]

hahah, i think im gona go have to watch that movie....

 

[Iamforever]

from pussypoppa's post:


Day-Day: All want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips to give to the fat bitches

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh the first time i heard that, i almost pissed myself.

 

[Dro50]

hahah, i think im gona go have to watch that movie....

I was laughin my ass off the entire movie..definitely rent it!

 

[Dro50]

The Longest Yard

Turley: I'm glad you're back. Now I don't have to stab you.

Big Tony: Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, you half a meatball.

Cheeseburger Eddy: Ya always gotta protect the McNuggets!

Cheeseburger Eddy: I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll..... I just got burgers.

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [drinking a toast with Caretaker] Here's to the first friend I've had in I-don't-know-how-long
Switowski: I thought I was your friend, Paul.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: You are my friend, Switowski. Just finish your coloring book and go to sleep.
Switowski: OK.

Switowski: I'm sorry... I brokeded your toy.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Oh, no, it's a good thing!
Switowski: Really?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Yeah, you should share a celebration hug with Caretaker.
Caretaker: [lifts Caretaker in bear-hug and spins around laughing]
Caretaker: [to Paul] Asshole!

Switowski: He broke-ded my nose
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Let me try to fix that.
[Crewe fixes his nose]
Switowski: How do I look?
Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
Switowski: I love little Mikey.

Switowski: Will you teach me to football?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Sure, I'll teach you to football.
Caretaker: I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me.

Ms. Tucker: Do the girls get to play?
Caretaker: No, we're playing football, not balls-balls

Cheeseburger Eddy: It ain't easy being cheesy!

Caretaker: Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth- hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!

 

[icerfan]

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

 

[pussypoppa]

Old School

Frank: We're going streaking.


Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.


Beanie: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.


Garry: He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.


Waiter: Love, it's a motherfucker, huh?


Garry: You know, when I get back there, I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis.


Gang Bang Guy: Hello.
Mitch: Yeah?
Gang Bang Guy: I'm here for the gangbang...

 

[SuzeVideo]

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[Kingfisher]

Some of my favs.

>Never stop fighting till the fight is done
The Untouchables

>What one man can do, another can do
The Edge-

>Isolate their true objection- What are they thinking
Prime Gig-

>What are the best things in life?
Crush your enemies...
See them driven before you...
The Barbarian-

>Victory or death!
>If that's what you think, then that's all you'll ever be
>I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds
The Last Starfighter-

>It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing
LOtR-

>Get busy living, or get busy dying.
The Shawshank-

>This is a battle of wills, and you will lose
Heartbreak Ridge

>No matter where you go, there you are
Buckaroo Banzai

>If you're going to go against him, don't forget a good supply of body bags
Rambo

>If I knew all the answers, I'd have a nicer house
-Chrystal

>Whenever there's any doubt, there is no doubt.
-Ronin

And...

>Never take a backwards step, it encourages your enemy.
-a Marine,on Iwo jima

 

[Jacksson_77]

Last lines, voiceover by John Connor in
Terminator 3: Judgement Day

"By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown. The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the weapons they'd built to protect themselves. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day, it was merely to survive it, together. The Terminator knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know; all I know is what the Terminator taught me; never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun."

:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[Iamforever]

from "outside providence"

drugs: "fucking god, he's all right."

 

[icerfan]

Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This can be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this! Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer!

Otter: Dead!

 

[Dro50]

End Of Days

Satan: Now you're making me angry. You don't want to see me angry.
Jericho: Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
Satan: You're in touch with your anger. I admire that. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to have a drink.

 

[Frame313]

"What is wrong with me? What have you got? I am dying of tuberculosis.
Everyone who knows me, hates me. I sleep with the nastiest whore in Kansas, and I wake up every morning suprised, suprised that I have to spend another day in this piss-hole world"

"You all can kiss my rebel dick"

A couple of good quotes from Dennis Quaid as Doc Holliday in "Wyatt Earp"

 

[4G63]

Die Hard With A Vengeance:

Zeus: Who was the twenty first President?
Mercedes Owner: Go Fuck Yourself!
Zeus: Boy, is he pissed
John McClane: Maybe he'll feel better when he looks in the back seat.
Zeus: DAMN! That was MY gold bar!

 

[D-rock]

I found the one on Total Recall that I was taking about on the Arnold movie thread.

[Quaid gets surrounded by guards that know that their other co-workers were just fooled by the hologram Quaid was carrying around]

Quaid: Hahahahaha...You think this is the real Quaid...It is.

[He then proceeds to blow them away while they look on dumbfounded]

 

[Dro50]

Half-Baked

Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.... you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?

Kenny: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!

Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO!

Thurgood Jenkins: Abba Zabba, you my only friend.

Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...
Brian: ...Fucking impossible, man!

Thurgood :I don't wanna be the first ***** to die from a crossbow!

Thurgood: I love weed, LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy!

 

[bravado]

Batman 1

-Villain: What's with that grin?
-Joker: Life's been good to me!!! (Laughs in that part from Jack Nicholson are particularly enjoyable)

 

[Dro50]

Rocket Man

Fred Randall: I'm 30 years old. I'm almost a grown man.

William Overbeck: Have fun, kid.
Fred Randall: Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name!

Fred Randall: They say that when a mother's child is trapped the rush of her adrenaline gives her the strength of 20 men. Alright Commander call me Mommy!
Fred Randall: Who am I?
William Overbeck: Mommy.
Fred Randall: Say it like you love me.
William Overbeck:Mommy! Save me Mommy!
Fred Randall: You're alive Little Billy!
William Overbeck: Don't you ever call me little Billy!
Fred Randall: That's no way to talk to your mother!

Fred Randall; Ouch! oh the flesh it burns!

 

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