Finally, an exercising contest for fat people

[StanScratch]

This lies under my continuing "Fuck you, Ohio" segment. Who the fuck else would mix an exercise event with stuffing your face with fattie foods?
I present to you, the Tour de Donut. No. I am serious.

The Tour de Donut is a unique bicycle event, where your ability to eat donuts is just as important as your ability to ride your bicycle fast. The event is a mass start timed bicycle "race" where riders visit two "donut stops" during the 30 mile course and eat donuts. For each donut the rider eats during the ride (and keeps down) they have 5 minutes deducted from their ride time. There are prizes in several classes including the coveted golden Tour de Donut championship belt for the best adjusted "donut time". We also award the most donuts eaten in several classes, and for the speed freaks we also award the fastest bike only time.

I spent years fruitlessly looking for a serious marathon/half marathon event to come to this area - and this is the shit I get?
Once again...Fuck You, Ohio.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

There is a triathlon in America where contestants have to eat different dishes while cycling, swimming and running. It was featured on man vs food, it seems like much the same thing.

 

[bustybbwlover]

isn't that what biggest loser is?