Finish the Sentence

[ChefChiTown]

gay friend to do, but I wouldn't recommend it.

If I had a jar of marmalade, 3 rusty screws, a dirty Motorhead t-shirt and a handful of dog hair, I would...

 

[Apex]

....cast a spell on the....

 

[StormRuller]

horizon!

I just got back from ....

 

[Apex]

....an insurance seminar.

The best thing about....

 

[doghair]

............having a really large penis is not having to worry about.......

 

[Fresno]

shrinkage in cold water!


You can never have....

 

[Ceska]

...enough Playdoh and Silly Putty because ...

 

[bodie54]

....they can both be used.......

 

[belgianass]

to make your dick longer .

When I left my house this morning, I noticed that ....

 

[Apex]

.....the damn thing followed me!

My business card reads.....

 

[Ceska]

Ricki Shaw - Director Apex Car Rentals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKnvagsb9pA&feature=related

You never hear a cow laugh because...

 

[ChefChiTown]

they have a terrible sense of humor.

She started by taking off her shoes and then she...

 

[doghair]

finished by taking off my hat.

that hole in the ground could be best used for.....

 

[nothingandless]

...planting flowers.

this hole in my head...

 

[Ceska]

is best used for planting ideas.

They grow best when ...

 

[nothingandless]

...given plenty of alcohol.

i am determined to...

 

[nutbutter2000]

... watch the news without crying.

The last time I...

 

[StormRuller]

played soccer we won 10-7!!

I will for sure ...

 

[belgianass]

... jump naked out of the cake.

I wonder why ...

 

[StormRuller]

holidays always rains!

it is a shame that ...