Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

...a pineapple!

Fruit and fish are highly...

 

[pussyman69]

...satisfying and very good for you.

Just as i was about to come i ....

 

[blob]

got cummed on.

I couldn't find any jacking off material in my home and the internet was down so I went in the attic and found...

 

[pussyman69]

...an old blow-up doll.

Reaching into the old cupboard...

 

[Montrealman]

....I found the new cupboard.

Tonight, I made friends with an Elvis impersonator (true) and ...

 

[pussyman69]

...i was young and dumb and full of come!!!

Now im old and bold and...

 

[Montrealman]

...ready to ROLL !!!

"I feel a little shaken up, or is it shook up ? " said...

 

[D-rock]

...James Bond, next time I will request to be stirred instead.

When I saw the green monkey riding the pink elephant eating marshmallows in my driveway...

 

[jod0565]

...I brought out the black bat and kicked his red ass all up and down the street!

Violence on the board will not be...

 

[pussyman69]

...tolerated by some,welcomed by others!

Tripping over the lawn mower...

 

[jod0565]

...grew hair in spots I never knew existed.

Hair in your nose is good for...

 

[KungFuDude]

...transplanting to your bald spot on your head.

Hittin' it is always good when...

 

[D-rock]

...your aiming at the toilet.

In the beginning there was...

 

[jod0565]

...PayOnes.

Let there be...

 

[pussyman69]

...Freakin filthy freeones!!!!!!!

Anette Dawn is one hell of....

 

[Joanne]

...a distraction to my boyfriend when he should be concentrating on...

 

[sweetie69]

...making me a cup of tea!

If it flies...

 

[TallCowboy]

then it hits the fan


who did what to who

 

[jod0565]

...when and why?

When is the last time you...

 

[Montrealman]

...thought about it ?

And why....