Finish the Sentence

[D-rock]

...placed her in the oven.

The band I created failed because...

 

[drdeath67]

...all of us only knew how to play one instrument...the triangle!

Yellow is to banana as greenish-purple is to...

 

[sweetie69]

my tongue this morning!

If God really exists how do you explain...

 

[pussyman69]

...all the sins we have made.

I came and went and...

 

[sweetie69]

left sweetie69 to clean up!

Have you got a kleenex, because I....

 

[pussyman69]

...am that full from pussyman!

Sweetie and michelles fav position...

 

[sweetie69]

is squashed into a confined space with Pussyman between us.

If that's my dildo then why am I using....

 

[pussyman69]

...michelles vibrator!

Come visit australia and i will...

 

[jod0565]

...lick you Down Under.

Fish in Australia swim...

 

[drdeath67]

...in the water silly!

Water water every where but not...

 

[jod0565]

...on dry land.

Waterworld was a movie that was...

 

[TallCowboy]

voted the worst movie by the people of the Razzs

Kevin Costner is a

 

[D-rock]

person that has great ideas for movies......:1orglaugh..........:rofl:

I tried surfing on a land shark but...

 

[drdeath67]

...I just couldn't eat my flying squirrel soup without an envelope!

Screaming at the top of my lungs under water was...

 

[D-rock]

...was because I wanted to find out if underwater, anybody can hear you scream.

Porcupines are bad pets...

 

[drdeath67]

...but are great booby traps for unsuspecting burglars!

Spaghetti, when glued to the celling makes...

 

[Joanne]

...for an original Christmas decoration.

I like to drop in unannounced to Freeones...

 

[Montrealman]

....to give a wink and a smile to all.

I'm so happy Joanne is here, she's a friendly gal and....

 

[jod0565]

...she loves me.


Car horns are good for...

 

[D-rock]

...jabbing people that get in your way.

While looking into the sun I saw...