Finish the Sentence

[Rastagir]

.....Santa's sleigh, driven by his drunken son.

His tongue was so long that.....

 

[jod0565]

...he licks his own nuts. Mmm, salty.

Crackers and cheese and...

 

[D-rock]

...mayonnaise are not good flavors for ice cream.

I ate a crackers, cheese, and mayonnaise flavored ice cream...

 

[Montrealman]

...like a madman on Priya.

Now on Mars.....

 

[Irony]

you can buy a double story house for only 399 thousand dollars, but be careful because........

 

[Joanne]

...there's so little atmosphere.

It's so nice to be...

 

[jod0565]

nice to the nice unless they are not nice to be nice to.

Little mice and Joanne are fun to...

 

[drdeath67]

...have in your pants!**

Jod was jogging down the highway one day and....


** LOL J/K Joanne!

 

[jod0565]

...was picked up by Joanne, Sweetie, and Michelle Lopez.

Unfortunately, the suv broke down and...

 

[drdeath67]

...and they made jod get out and push!

Pushing a full size SUV uphill with 3 full grown women inside...

 

[jod0565]

..is hard work, but it makes you feel Manly.

Now, if they were really my friends, they would have...

 

[drdeath67]

...turned up the stereo so he could enjoy the music they were listening to!

I believe the song that was playing was...

 

[jod0565]

...Push It, Push It real good! Oooh Baby Baby!

Damn, women, what am I...

 

[drdeath67]

...a guy who will do anything three horny women will tell him? Well, I think...

 

[KungFuDude]

..."The Princess Bride" was one funny movie.

How low can...

 

[D-rock]

...you push a broom handle down your throat.

Don't fake the funk on...

 

[jod0565]

...Funkadelic's new album.

Cher will pose nude in...

 

[D-rock]

...the zoo for some extra money.

He had an 800-pound gorilla on his back...

 

[jod0565]

...and ran up the mountain like it was nothin'!

Cobwebs are not good if you find them...

 

[Montrealman]

...in your eyes.

Spandex can....