Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

....can cause Camel Toes.

Camel Toes are something we...

 

[pussyman69]

...eat as an entree before the main meal!

Having a zit on your mongrel is...

 

[Joanne]

...not going to encourage your girlfriend to chew your bone.

The one thing that puts me off oral sex is...

 

[Montrealman]

....the lint.

Now with some tea, I could finally....

 

[jod0565]

...smoke my tea leaves.

Ganja is good for...

 

[KungFuDude]

...constipation.

It usually takes more than 3 weeks to...

 

[jod0565]

...to find a perfect woman.

When you find a new gal, the best thing to do is...

 

[pussyman69]

...Stop tuggin off and save some for her but...

 

[mythex]

...after that you will think that it is very regretful that you do not fuck until you bring out the best in you!

chicks are complicated but cocks....

 

[pussyman69]

...can also beat around the bush!

I had to type quickly because...

 

[jod0565]

...I was jerkin the gherkin and in walked...

 

[regmcfly]

...a 'pickle' of a situation. (gettit?)

I used to like Jenna Jameson, but then I saw...

 

[jod0565]

...that she laser'd the tat that had my name on it.

At the movies, I...

 

[mythex]

jerking off..............

when the movie is finished.......

 

[Montrealman]

I zipped up and realised "Over The Hedge" is not the kind of movie to go to drop your pants and wank to.

Nor is "City Of Gods" but....

 

[jod0565]

...DaVinciCode sure is!

Cars is a movie I will..

 

[Montrealman]

....see with a date at the Drive-In.

At the Drive-In, I dropped out and tumbled my way...

 

[jod0565]

...to the popcorn stand to take a whizz.

While there, I hit on the cute...

 

[D-rock]

...on the cute little rabbit in the brush.

I shouldn't have clubbed that rabbit...

 

[jod0565]

...and eaten it - would've saved me 10 bucks!

Fwied Wabbit tastes like...