Finish the Sentence

[tjay]

hairy chicken . I jumped out the open window..........

 

[Montrealman]

...to run across a hall.

Feeling like a pancake or two, I...

 

[jod0565]

...I smashed two skunks flat.

Iesterday, I was running with scissors and nearly...

 

[TallCowboy]

cut of my dick!!!


It would hurt to....

 

[jod0565]

...fall on your face and talk.

Cutting the cheese is like...

 

[pussyman69]

...really easyyyyyyy man.

Wine me Dine me 69me...

 

[Montrealman]

....but DON'T fine me for 69ing while I'm wining and dining.

While I was playing the Banjo, I...

 

[D-rock]

...forgot my bucket to sit on and the hound dog to listen to it.

It isn't the fall; it's the sudden...

 

[Perilypos]

... laying down!

Wise man has no place to hide, because...

 

[jod0565]

...he's always cracking wise.

Crab cakes for your birthday is...

 

[mythex]

..one of the worst wonder in the world.

people always celebrate birthday with party, but Osbourne......

 

[pussyman69]

...ozzy and family run amok in their neighborhood!

Drinking beer first thing in the morning always...

 

[Montrealman]

...you remember too late that you have to work.

"Can you sense the aura, Aurora?" said ...

 

[pussyman69]

...Audrey austin!

If i had a dollar for everytime i ....

 

[jod0565]

...farted, I'd still have to pay taxes. Damn.

Passing gas in your car can be fun if...

 

[poggy]

...you lock your girlfriend in with it.

When I approached her, I...

 

[Joanne]

...found that she still hadn't forgiven me for the fart-in-a-car joke.

There's only one thing worse than...

 

[poggy]

...a fart in a car and thats a fart in a waiting room.

While I was sat watching the movie it happened...

 

[pussyman69]

...for a third stinky time!

I thought it was time to lay off the baked beans so...

 

[dirac]

...I discovered curry!

The other night I was all alone so i choose to...