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jod0565

Member, you member...
..., Joanne's new knickers and Sweetie was wearing them - Inside Out!

Inside every dork there is...

...a little jod trying to come out. Oops I just finished my own sentence, but I meant to..
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
...little D-rock holding the strings!

Finding out I was under the influence of Dr. Death's meds...
 

Joanne

Would rather be pissed on than pissed off
...was the perfect excuse for my behaviour last night.

How will I ever apologise for...
 

Irony

Has lost Job, house and wife due to Freeones
when i was at a game of football and i got tackled and dacked revealing all of my private parts lol.

If life is so fair how come I never get to.....
 

pussyman69

I can use Pornography in a sentence!
...see my beloved Essendon Bombers win a game of Aussie rules!!!!!!!!!!

I just robbed peter to pay paul so....
 

Montrealman

Love comes and goes but FreeOnes is forever.
...developped a 6th and 7th finger on his left hand to better play his guitar.

Also, it's been great for...
 

dirac

Pussy, pussy, where are you?
...I found a new PM and was forced to respond.

My porn DVD count currently stands at...
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
...I have them burned to my comp.

DVD's are good to watch, but also good for..
 

iluvbgtits

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
...flinging around your neighborhood frisbee golf course!

I don't play regular golf anymore because...
 

Joanne

Would rather be pissed on than pissed off
...everybody wants to putt it in the hole.

Golf is really more like football...
 

iluvbgtits

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
...where somebody is constantly swinging something.

Real football, the World Cup, starts Friday, and i'm so exicted...
 

sweetie69

Does my bum look big on this forum?
...I think I pee-pee in my World Cup promotional pants.

I can fit in my bra 47 miniature....
 
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