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That's what I was always taught as a kid. Well, this week, I will finish something that I started more than 15 years ago.
I was a spry young lad. Naive. Never saw a naked lady on TV or in person. I'd spent the night at a friend's house who had much lower standards than my own parents. When his mom headed out to go to the store, my friend gets that mischievous look and asks, "Wanna see my dad's porno?."
Being a bit of a worry wart, I himmed and hawed until finally caving into the the peer pressure. Of course it was VHS, so a lot of changing wires, fumbling to shove the tape in and a whole lot of anxiety and we see some dude going to town on a chick with terrible 80s hair.
For the next 5 minutes, I don't think I blinked. I stared in awe of the greatest possible thing on Earth. Sex!
The next thing we know, we here a car pulling back in, the sound of a car door shutting and we rush to turn the tape off. After waiting what felt like forever to remove the VHS, I caught one quick glance of it's title.
Simply called Rich Bitch. I've searched high and low until finally stumbling on it last week online. I immediately ordered it and it should be here within the week.
So after years of waiting, I will finally be able to do the one thing I always wanted to do, but never got to. Beat my meat as hard as I possibly can to the movei that changed my entire life.
Thank you Excalibur.
You have no idea how much this young man appreciates your service.
I was a spry young lad. Naive. Never saw a naked lady on TV or in person. I'd spent the night at a friend's house who had much lower standards than my own parents. When his mom headed out to go to the store, my friend gets that mischievous look and asks, "Wanna see my dad's porno?."
Being a bit of a worry wart, I himmed and hawed until finally caving into the the peer pressure. Of course it was VHS, so a lot of changing wires, fumbling to shove the tape in and a whole lot of anxiety and we see some dude going to town on a chick with terrible 80s hair.
For the next 5 minutes, I don't think I blinked. I stared in awe of the greatest possible thing on Earth. Sex!
The next thing we know, we here a car pulling back in, the sound of a car door shutting and we rush to turn the tape off. After waiting what felt like forever to remove the VHS, I caught one quick glance of it's title.
Simply called Rich Bitch. I've searched high and low until finally stumbling on it last week online. I immediately ordered it and it should be here within the week.
So after years of waiting, I will finally be able to do the one thing I always wanted to do, but never got to. Beat my meat as hard as I possibly can to the movei that changed my entire life.
Thank you Excalibur.
You have no idea how much this young man appreciates your service.
