First dogs, then ants,now I've got fucking Lizards

[meesterperfect]

So last year I has a little stray dog running around outside the front of my house barking at everybody all day nonstop for 10 hours, wanted to kill it but it finally left or got hit by a car.
A few months ago my computer and keyboard were infested with ants.......dousing it with white vinegar fixed that problem.
Now I've got a lizard everyday running across my monitor and desk freaking me out.
I cant catch it, its too fast. cant kill it either...too fast.
its been in my bedroom now for about a week, shows up and startles me when I least expect it.
I'm also afraid its gonna crawl in my mouth when I'm sleepng.
How do you catch or kil a lizard thats about 4 inches long and fast as hell?

Little help?

 

[Danglyparts]

if you can't get rid of it, why not make it sign a contract to be in auto insurance commercials for the next 5 years? it can talk right? with a british accent?

 

[meesterperfect]

I'd rather just catch it and chuck it out the window.........or kill it but thats the last resort.

 

[Danglyparts]

try some classic tom and jerry technique: lure it out with an attractive female lizard...that's made of dynamite! :1orglaugh or you could dress the part, but i'm sure the cross-dressing-bugs-bunny style sounds way less like what you'd want to do. you could always post up with your buddies and your favorite shotguns and have a good ole time trying to kill it; turn it into a drinking game :thumbsup:

but seriously, worst comes to worst, put some of those sticky fly papers or mouse traps down.

 

[Hot Mega]

I tried to tell you...(well, I was a little off on fire ants and lizards but the point is the same..)

But you catch a lizard the same way you catch anything too nimble or quick for you overcome it physically....with bait and a trap.:2 cents: