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Five Little Questions: D-rock Begins

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
1. Aces&Jacks to meet pornstar Jackie Carter aka Stevie

2. Eliminate the UN. Corrupt, useless and friends to dictators and terrorists!

3. Yes, but my conscience will be killing me. But a guilty conscience is a small price to pay to be free from debt and want!

4. Dawn is not a good substitute for dishwasher detergent. My kitchen looks like a goddamned suds flood hit it!

5. His turds after eating raw chicken.

-cs™
 

Member2019

1,000 posts to go for my own user title!
1. Have to second the Poggy-Lucy connection, the Pogmeister and I see eye-to-eye when it comes to non-nude supermodels and no need for them to take it off (my equivalent favorite being Yoko Matsugane).

2. Oh that's easy! To finally get my wife to believe me when I say she's the most beautiful women in the world! Or at least get her to believe I'm being honest when I say it, even if it's just my opinion! Sigh, she just won't believe that I'm being honest!

3. I never want to win unless I'm the best in a contest. I have won several contests in my time where I gave up the booty to someone I felt actually won instead of myself. What comes around goes around and I've been likewise rewarded too.

4. Not to write the approximately 400 lines of code that where wholly unnecessary and could have allowed me to get 4 more hours of sleep instead.

5. Irish Maggie Green bustying out in a green shirt on St. Patty's Day? Hell if I know?!
 

calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
1. i'd hold a random lottery to pick a member, and than i'd let that member choose.

2. I'd give every other member their choice. if I had any sway left, i'd go to phoenix and see a girl and then depending on what she said, i'd probably order some minions to shoot me, cuz life sucks and I feel like shit and wouldn't want to be an asshole dictator anway.

3. Fox's answer

4. I'd probably say that everything is going to be ok tommorrow. it would be a lie, but maybe if I was able to travel in time and see myself, i'd be so blown away that i'd believe it.

5. Jod's answer, since after all it's the right one. I'm sure you deserve it buddy, and I hope that someday it happens.
 

jiggs

Freeones is so HOT I want to have sex with it!
1. calpoon as he/she is the member above me and i don't know any users here really :)

2. Don't know really, being a dictator must be a hard job. I could say some shit like "make everybody have enough to eat" or "give peace and freedom to the whole earth". But I guess I would do something more selfish...

3. I would definetily cheat, why not? I don't think I would have a problem with having taken s.th. that somebody else deserved - bad luck!

4. Well, today I played tennis and a ball hit me...It didn't just hit me but pretty much crushed my balls - THAT HURT!!! Well, I would tell myself to be careful playing tennis

5. His Larry Bird/Boston Celtics jersey
 

KittyKat

In my dreams I have fucked Jenna Jameson.
1. If you had the chance to give any other member beside yourself a chance to see a model/actress in or out of the adult industry who would you choose and whom would you have them meet? I'm gonna have to go with Poggy and Lucy! I

2. If you were made the dictator of the universe for one day, where you could do anything you wanted, what would you change if you were only allowed to do one thing?I would be married and living in Texas:D

3. If you were in a contest where you could get 10,000,000 euros if you won would you cheat if you knew for absolute certainty if you would not only win but would never get caught? Oh yeah, I have no scrupples!:o

4. If you could go back in time to yesterday to tell yourself something what would it be?Don't take the fucking job!

5. Out of all the objects in the world that are colored green, what do you think Jod0565’s favorite one is?gonna have to go with his first FOs gem:D
 

Gordar

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
1. If you had the chance to give any other member beside yourself a chance to see a model/actress in or out of the adult industry who would you choose and whom would you have them meet?

Poggy - Angel Dark (Other members have let him meet Lucy Pinder X times already, I think he's ready for a change)

2. If you were made the dictator of the universe for one day, where you could do anything you wanted, what would you change if you were only allowed to do one thing?

Since there will probably countless of interstellar wars going on (D-Rock did say universe, not world) I think I'd end them all (& the more local wars as well).

3. If you were in a contest where you could get 10,000,000 euros if you won would you cheat if you knew for absolute certainty if you would not only win but would never get caught?

Yes of course I would.

4. If you could go back in time to yesterday to tell yourself something what would it be?

I'd tell myself not to bother fixing my mouse, as it'd play up again anyway... :mad:

5. Out of all the objects in the world that are colored green, what do you think Jod0565’s favorite one is?

I'm pretty sure Mariah Carey has a green pair of panties.... (& if not she should buy a pair!);)
 

pussypoppa

Pussy, pussy, where are you?
1. If you had the chance to give any other member beside yourself a chance to see a model/actress in or out of the adult industry who would you choose and whom would you have them meet?

BNF - Gisele Bundchen

2. If you were made the dictator of the universe for one day, where you could do anything you wanted, what would you change if you were only allowed to do one thing?

Universal Peace

3. If you were in a contest where you could get 10,000,000 euros if you won would you cheat if you knew for absolute certainty if you would not only win but would never get caught?

Wouldn't everyone, of course i would!

4. If you could go back in time to yesterday to tell yourself something what would it be?

Kill yourself now, dont wait till tomorrow

5. Out of all the objects in the world that are colored green, what do you think Jod0565’s favorite one is?

:dunno:
 
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om3ga

It's good to be the king...
It looks like it has fallen on my to come up with the five little questions this time. So lets see what I can come up with for all you good people out there.

1. If you had the chance to give any other member beside yourself a chance to see a model/actress in or out of the adult industry who would you choose and whom would you have them meet?

2. If you were made the dictator of the universe for one day, where you could do anything you wanted, what would you change if you were only allowed to do one thing?

3. If you were in a contest where you could get 10,000,000 euros if you won would you cheat if you knew for absolute certainty if you would not only win but would never get caught?

4. If you could go back in time to yesterday to tell yourself something what would it be?

5. Out of all the objects in the world that are colored green, what do you think Jod0565’s favorite one is?

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1) Either Poggy & Lucy Pinder or DrMotorcity & Danica/Donna Collins/Ambrose

2) Universal peace, love, unity & having fun

(oh, and ownership of a bar/nightclub in St Lawrence Gap, Barbados....:D )

3) Nope, I'm a big beliver in Sod's law - whatever can go wrong, will go wrong and I'd have sleepless nights worrying when I'll be caught.

4) Put your month's salary on Italy 1-1 Lithuania (Euro 2008 Qualifier)......:D

5) He's the Rep King, pure & simple....:)
 

4G63

Closed Account
1. If you had the chance to give any other member beside yourself a chance to see a model/actress in or out of the adult industry who would you choose and whom would you have them meet?
2. If you were made the dictator of the universe for one day, where you could do anything you wanted, what would you change if you were only allowed to do one thing?
3. If you were in a contest where you could get 10,000,000 euros if you won would you cheat if you knew for absolute certainty if you would not only win but would never get caught?
4. If you could go back in time to yesterday to tell yourself something what would it be?
5. Out of all the objects in the world that are colored green, what do you think Jod0565’s favorite one is?

1 - I'd give D-rock Priya

2 - Legalize pot, duh.

3 - Nope, I'm allot of things, but not a cheater.

4 - That coffee is REALLY hot, don't burn your tongue.

5 - Little green men from Mars.
 

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
It looks like it has fallen on my to come up with the five little questions this time. So lets see what I can come up with for all you good people out there.

1. If you had the chance to give any other member beside yourself a chance to see a model/actress in or out of the adult industry who would you choose and whom would you have them meet?

2. If you were made the dictator of the universe for one day, where you could do anything you wanted, what would you change if you were only allowed to do one thing?

3. If you were in a contest where you could get 10,000,000 euros if you won would you cheat if you knew for absolute certainty if you would not only win but would never get caught?

4. If you could go back in time to yesterday to tell yourself something what would it be?

5. Out of all the objects in the world that are colored green, what do you think Jod0565’s favorite one is?

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1. I would have Poggy meat Lucy. From what I can gather he has a little thing for her. Plus now that he has a new computer he can save even more photos from the meeting into it.

2. I would make it so there were never any more dictators of the universe.

3. Unless my life or something incredibly important depended on it, I wouldn't do it because I would always have to live with that fact I took what somebody else deserved.

4. I would tell myself the top of my shaker bottle rolled under the bed so I wouldn't have to look for it all day. Other than that I might tell myself that you have a "Five Little Questions" thread coming up so you better think about the questions now.

5. Green M&Ms

I thought this was a really cool thread
1.It would have to be STDiva and Jada Fire she is a LA Laker fan

2.I don't know I have to get back with you

3.I could not I would not be able to live with my self

4.Tell my wife don't pick me up early I had to work late

5.The New York Jets jersey
 
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