Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads

[Friday on my mind]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090807/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_child_pornography_cat

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney."




:1orglaugh

 

[SiCo]

Outed and that's the best he could come up with?


:anonymous

 

[smutking]

...LOL And I thought I've heard it all

 

[titsrock]

What has happened to the great state of Florida? It seems like the state has become the dumping ground for the stupidist people in America. Every day there's some strange, embarrassing story coming out of Florida.

 

[minidog]

ha cats are evil i've said all along
go dogs go

 

[Rey C.]

I think if he can stand up in front of a court and tell that story without cracking a smile, they should let him go. But I don't think it's possible to tell (or hear) that story without giggling.

 

[Friday on my mind]

ha cats are evil i've said all along
go dogs go

Damn I totally didn't think of what an easy set up that was goona be for you to do some feline bashing.

The cats innocent I tell ya!!:tongue:

 

[mrtrebus]

ha cats are evil i've said all along
go dogs go

Not that you're biased at all!!

Anyway. Why would a cat want to download kiddie porn?!? Surely it would choose something like this?
http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/05/01-07/funny-pictures-porn-watching-cat.jpg

 

[Neutron66]

Another parent who failed to raise his cat correctly.

I hope he's ashamed of himself.

 

[thebear247]

yeah sure ok my teacher never believed me when i told her my dog ate my homework . i dought the cops will buy that crap

 

[Mr. Daystar]

And when he's in the prison yard, his fellow inmates will blame the rats on his gaping, bloody sphincter.

 

[coolbeers]

just wait one minute. I have seen a cat play the piano. why couldn't one type

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clfAq1xSevc&feature=related

 

[JakeSnake]

I never get tired these of stupid criminal stories.