Kingfisher
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Well it turns out the inbred legislators of Florida, America's dead wang, had inadvertently banned sex. Morons...
Florida is a popular state when it comes to sex news. There was the chick trying to score a hooker for her Dad, the homeless men getting paid to take a beating for fetish flicks, the guy who was caught stealing a bag of sex toys from his boss, the mom who pulled her son out of school because of some chick’s cleavage, and then there was the chick who sold her ex’s stuff online while posing half nude with each item. Must I go on? These people are weird when it comes to sex. Maybe, it’s something in the water or too much time spent under the sun. Either way there’s always something juicy to report from Florida.
This time around the Sunshine State seems to have inadvertently banned sex. New legislation banning sex with animals didn’t quite take the time to define “animal” and since humans are also animals, some claim that Florida has flat out banned sex. Don’t worry, no one is actually gonna take this little language hiccup seriously, but it did bring to light the fact that bestiality is only illegal in 32 states, 16 of which have made it a felony, while the remaining 18 have no laws against it.
The new Florida legislation was brought on, in part, by a man who choked a goat to death by puling on its collar while fucking the hell out of the poor little bugger. The man was later apprehended trying to kidnap another goat. Unfortunately, there was no law against what he did. After all, slaughtering a goat to make some yummy lamb tandoori isn’t illegal. Fucking it is, though, now anyways, but the Florida legislation passed a little too late to do anything about this particular man with the goat fetish.
Florida is a popular state when it comes to sex news. There was the chick trying to score a hooker for her Dad, the homeless men getting paid to take a beating for fetish flicks, the guy who was caught stealing a bag of sex toys from his boss, the mom who pulled her son out of school because of some chick’s cleavage, and then there was the chick who sold her ex’s stuff online while posing half nude with each item. Must I go on? These people are weird when it comes to sex. Maybe, it’s something in the water or too much time spent under the sun. Either way there’s always something juicy to report from Florida.
This time around the Sunshine State seems to have inadvertently banned sex. New legislation banning sex with animals didn’t quite take the time to define “animal” and since humans are also animals, some claim that Florida has flat out banned sex. Don’t worry, no one is actually gonna take this little language hiccup seriously, but it did bring to light the fact that bestiality is only illegal in 32 states, 16 of which have made it a felony, while the remaining 18 have no laws against it.
The new Florida legislation was brought on, in part, by a man who choked a goat to death by puling on its collar while fucking the hell out of the poor little bugger. The man was later apprehended trying to kidnap another goat. Unfortunately, there was no law against what he did. After all, slaughtering a goat to make some yummy lamb tandoori isn’t illegal. Fucking it is, though, now anyways, but the Florida legislation passed a little too late to do anything about this particular man with the goat fetish.
