Foods that are like sex in your mouth

[shootfighter8]

Leche Flan and pumpkin cake. :yummie:


SF8 :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

You wanna know how I know you're gay?

This post. Just all of it. The whole thing. Gay everywhere.

Females do like a man who can cook though. Too bad you're not playing that angle. :tongue:

Know how I can tell you're dumb?

Meh, never mind. It's self explanatory.

:iloveyou:

 

[tiger1977]

Tres Leches cake (homemade of course)

 

[anairhead999]

sushi... so good

 

[EnigmAnti]

foodgasims is what I call it lol

Chettos
MnMs
Skittles
Combos

 

[jibbijib]

I hate all of you.


I can't afford fewd

 

[vodkazvictim]

I dunno about sex in your mouth, but I got sex (and it involved a mouth) because of tonight's masterpiece: lemon-lime shrimp risotto with shredded Serrano ham and basil.

Was that your mouth fleshlight?

I hate all of you.


I can't afford fewd

Yet you can afford comp and internet? More time working and less on net means more money for food. Unless you have some bizzarre job which forbids that I'm not familiar with?

 

[tartanterrier]

Fish Suppers :drool1:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fish Suppers :drool1:

I first read this as Fish Slippers for some reason. I was very intrigued. Now that I've reread it, I'm disappointed.

I want some Fish Slippers.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Melted cheese for a (part) Scandinavian like myself is a must. An absolute must.

Good vanilla ice cream.

Ramen noodles.

Good spaghetti and sauce.

So yesterday I spent a long time making a very elaborate dinner just for shits and giggles. How's this?

A very nice cut of veal, pounded flat, and fried in a butter, dark rum, and blueberries served with roasted potatoes in a rosemary vinaigrette and sauteed albino asparagus tips in a Hollandaise sauce

:rubbel:

You homo...

 

[lurkingdirk]

You homo...

Admit it - you wished you were here for dinner that night.

 

[jibbijib]

Was that your mouth fleshlight?

Yet you can afford comp and internet? More time working and less on net means more money for food. Unless you have some bizzarre job which forbids that I'm not familiar with?

Innernet is included in rent. Rent is paid for already. I have no job. Computer was free.

Any money I do get now goes to rent, and anything left I can buy food with.

 

[Kingfisher]

Calamari, fresh from the ocean, (and I mean in the last hour)
then flattened, and cooked in butter. I despise restaurants that say "fresh" calamari and it's been frozen. Frozen is not fresh!

And some really good catfish, been craving some Catfish lately.

 

[Icewater Jones]

 

[vodkazvictim]

Innernet is included in rent. Rent is paid for already. I have no job. Computer was free.

Any money I do get now goes to rent, and anything left I can buy food with.

Why no job? A man needs to work. That's why God invented women.

 

[Automate]

Food generally doesn't taste like much to me, so it doesn't have any kind of possibilities for even remotely coming close to the feeling that sex evokes.

 

[Skankfunk]

squid food & jelly ace

 

[Monica_lover]

Homemade friiiiiies but I'm on a DIEt now!

so thanks for makin me horny.. I mean hungry and cravin them!

 

[tartanterrier]

Drinking cold coke on a hot day

 

[Born2Jizz]

Drinking cold coke on a hot day

:dito: