Fossil is 'earliest tree-dweller'

[minidog]

A 260-million-year-old fossil is the oldest known tree-dwelling creature, according to researchers

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8173117.stm

 

[BlueBalls]

Silly miniD we all know the world is only 12,000 years old :nono:

260 million? Bah! Those crazy scientists and their faulty "dating" methods. As everyone knows, only god can date things . . .

 

[Friday on my mind]

only god can date things . . .

Didn't he have a "date " with a girl named Mary once? Story goes he didn't get any though right?:angels::eek::1orglaugh

 

[BlueBalls]

Story goes he didn't get any though right?:angels::eek::1orglaugh

I guess Mary was that classy type of girl you don't get these days (which is a good thing ) who didn't put out on the first date. So he got all pissy about it and then sulked around heaven for a few days and thenwhen he found out she and the snake were getting jiggy with it he almost busted a nut and then chucked her and poor old closet homosexual Adam out of the garden.

What can I say god hates rejection. :1orglaugh

 

[mrtrebus]

At last! The 'snake' from the garden of eden has been found!
So this is what they looked like before god made them all crawl on their bellies. :dunno:

"Would you like an apple Eve? Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on!"
(to be said in a Mrs Doyle from Father Ted voice!)