From the office of the "You can't Make this Shit Up" office

[Peter Gazinya]

http://jalopnik.com/380399/burglary-suspect-caught-with-six-foot-alligator-copilot

Like I said, you can't make this shit up. It wouldn't be nearly as funny.

 

[VidKing]

I thought it was from the Redundancy Office of Redundancy.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Possible future Darwin Award nominee?

 

[Apex]

nothing weird about that i always take my "gator" on heists with me.
mines a little more reliable though

 

[Peter Gazinya]

This guy is obviously not familiar with the concept of "risk taking"

He drives around with a poisonous snake and a 6 ft alligator in the car. But I gotta say the ignorance it takes to ask someone to help him rob his neighbor's house takes the dunce cap cake.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

texas has gators?

 

[Peter Gazinya]

texas has gators?

Apparently they've been added to the list of "steers and queers"

 

[D-rock]

You can’t blame the guy too much. He probably thought it advantageous to be able to use the car pool lane during the robbery. :1orglaugh

 

[senob44]

As long as the alligator is his co-pilot, might as well name him "God" and get the proper bumper sticker.

 

[Apex]

it sall good

Gators From Texas.com

lol

 

[Facetious]

"Sounds" like one of those meth freaks ! lol !

No mention of him climbing the utility poles for copper wire ?

lol !

 

[Hot Mega]

Added to the WTF were you thinking files. After a daring, courageous, successful rescue effort by America's finest, US Navy SEALs of Captain Phillips...US Congressman Donald Payne goes to Somalia amid threats of retaliation by pirates and is greeted with mortar fire at the airport.

Somalia is a place that should be avoided by Americans under the best of circumstances let alone what just transpired.

Why was this doofus allowed to even travel to this state under the circumstances???

Talk about handing these guys a gift. I hope for the best but I'm preparing for the worst.

 

[Skyraider22]

nothing weird about that i always take my "gator" on heists with me.
mines a little more reliable though

Well in that case what in the hell do you feed him:dunno: