Fun things to yell when walking into a crowded room

[Mr_Balls]

BOOM SHAK A LAKAAAAAAA!

Anyone else have any suggestions?

 

[lurkingdirk]

"I am officially gonorrhea free!"

The chicks flock to me.

 

[Mr_Balls]

"I am officially gonorrhea free!"

The chicks flock to me.

Dude, I have yelled that one too!

 

[brodkill]

oh fuck, i have the worst gas today (and the make some kind of grunting noise as if you are trying to force a fart out your ass hole)

 

[lurkingdirk]

"Does anyone have an adult diaper?"

 

[brodkill]

"Does anyone have an adult diaper?"

no, but i have a tampon in my wallet

 

[lurkingdirk]

no, but i have a tampon in my wallet

Not quite as effective, but I'll take it.

Do you keep condoms in your wallet, too? And I'm not sure I've ever seen a wallet conducive to carrying tampons...

 

[yoicham]

"Does anyone have an adult diaper?"

Could go with the classic "Oooops, I crapped my pants!"

 

[brodkill]

Not quite as effective, but I'll take it.

Do you keep condoms in your wallet, too? And I'm not sure I've ever seen a wallet conducive to carrying tampons...

no, condoms are not as affective as tampons are at plugging up a girl to stop her bleeding when you fuck her during her cycle

 

[grower_boy]

How about these?

"BALLS!"

"BALLS DEEP!"

"It's raining blood!"

 

[PirateKing]

"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!"

edit: keep it in caps!

.

 

[knowone]

The valet just ran a Cadillac into a Mercedes and BMW.

 

[squallumz]

diarrhea caca shit!

its ingenious in its simplicity.

 

[JacknCoke]

"No I will not make out with you!"

 

[Johan]

"Allaaaaaaaaaah akhbaaaaar !"

 

[PirateKing]

In honor of macho man Randy Savage:

“Oooooh yeahhhhh!”

 

[meesterperfect]

This is a robbery,
Any body moves and I'll kill every last one of you motherfuckers!

 

[fgsefgs]

"OH GOD!!! SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!" *frantically runs away*
But I think it would be better if the room was quiet to go into the crowd and whisper any of these things loud enough for everyone to hear instead.

 

[Danglyparts]

"everybody remain calm, this won't take long!" as seen in tommy boy
or
"bomb!!" that's an instant classic

 

[yoicham]

"Nobody move! I've got a penis, and I know how to use it!"