Fun things to yell when walking into a crowded room

[julialee89]

Rape

I did that once! lol!

 

[RichardNailder]

Depending on how she was dressed, my last girlfriend could look like she was not a day over 15. One day while standing in line at the supermarket she looked up at me and said in a totally accusing voice, loud enough and that everyone withing 30 feet could hear - "My pediatrician just told me I'm pregnant!"

 

[Ravenholm]

"I smell of wee!."

 

[tartanterrier]

Nobody panic but I've just been told that there is a bomb in the building

 

[ThatRedWing]

Hey!!! Does this look normal to everyone? (starts removing pants)

 

[bankle]

"im so wasted!" jeff spicoli

 

[kewlio65]

"Night time" - If anyone has scene hilarious british animal voice overs they should know what comes next.

 

[Atar554]

This belted at the top of your lungs:

 

[Jon S.]

Shit, I think my colostomy bag just burst!

 

[gotthebiggest1]

To the nearest MILF .........
Whaada ya mean ya eat no meat?
(a'la Aunt Voula of Big Fat Greek Wedding)

 

[Violator79]

Run into a gift shop and ask where your gift is.

Ah a George Carlin quote huh? OK here's the one I would use:

"Right, I know....I know!!! Well what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna have my testicles laminated!"