Funny politics

[~~whimsy~~]

Do not be MEAN! Do not be CRUEL! I do not care what is LEFT or RIGHT! We are all of mankind! Blood and flesh! This is a simple political jokes thread! Post your jokes and jokes only! That is that!

I hope this thread prospers. I hope to see it be continued. NO ARGUMENTS!

I shall start:

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.
The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart Is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock!
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"

 

[Hot Mega]

The difference between Democratic welfare and Republican welfare....Democrats let you sit around at your house all day for a government check...Republicans make you go someplace else and sit around all day for a government check.

 

[jasonk282]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.

 

[YMIHERE]

Sara Palin is eager to get a copy of her new book, Going Rouge, so can see what was written for the first time.