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Gasoline, gun powder and matches

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Pass the word.
 
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

:nanner:
 

HeartBroker

Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
Is that anything like Lipstick, Powder and Paint?
:dunno:
:D
 

Facetious

Moderated
√ 89 octane, √ extruded rifle propellant (*got primers ? :1orglaugh) and √ lighter
Check Please


Knock Knock !! ??? who's there ?.....
 

Mrs Jolly

You can't have everything! Where would you put it?!
Oh I haven't played this for years. The gasoline, that's an oil producing nation, right? Maybe Iraq or is it Iran because of the impending nuclear standoff? So the gunpowder then, that would be Isreael, right? And the match, the match is your face and my arse. Ha Ha Ha. I'll get my coat.
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
"V"






















That is meant to be a Capital V. One has to write something to make it so. It's forum coding. (It's been that way for almost a decade. Isn't it funny how the more things change, the more they stay the same?)
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
One time I bought gas at this Speedway. So the guy working there, he asks me, "Do you have a Speedway Discount Card?" And I said, "No. Does Your Mom Have My Phone Number?" So this guy got pissed. And he whipped out his penis and started pissing next to my car. But by then I was done filling up my tank, because the computer gasoline thingy told me so. So I took the gas nozzle and smashed his peepee and he yelled out real loud, like a drill sergeant. Then there was this puddle of pee and Speedway gas, until I got into my car and drove away. Because I was tired of this shit.
 

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I have no idea what this thread's about, but all I know is definitely it's Obama's fault :dunno:
 

jasonk282

Banned
redneck fun
 

Friday on my mind

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
What it will take to get anything the vested interests in this country don't want done.

Find some walls, line up the corporate dogs ruining our democracy, and wham let em have it!:ak47:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Snickerdoodles!
 
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