Girlfriend Hates Granny Porn

[Spanker]

I have a fairly embarrassing problem concerning my girlfriend. She recently found a copy of a mag containing some very icky granny porn under my sofa. I have no idea how it got there, but suspect it must have been one of my mates left there as a practical joke by one of her mates. Now she can't get it out of her head that I get off to freaky granny porn and thinks I'm some kinda pervert. She won't believe me when I say it isn't mine. This is really awkward. Any advice?

 

[BlueBalls]

Any advice?

Buy land, because God isnt making anymore of it.

 

[masterfaster]

Invest in land, because God isnt making anymore of it.

:2 cents:

 

[Spleen]

Buy land, because God isnt making anymore of it.

Agreed.

 

[Spanker]

I am so screwed.

 

[Spleen]

Not if you buy land.

 

[ChefChiTown]

*edit

 

[hothannah]

Sounds like your relationship isn't going to go down in the Guinness book of records as the longest running ever if -

1. She gets so freaked out about one little dirty mag that she can't get over it.
2. She won't believe you after you've tried to explain what's happened.
3. You have friends that attempt to sabotage your relationship.

My advice. Might as well get hanged for being a sheep than a lamb, go all the way and reveal all your true dirty perversions and watch her run.

Then move on.

 

[Spanker]

You're right, Hothannah! Time to reveal my bountiful stash of kinky transvestite midget porn. Oh yeah!

Oh, and buy some land.

 

[Spleen]

Oh, and buy some land.

Maybe you could afford it if you didn't buy so much granny porn...

 

[Shindekudasai]

Sounds like me and your girlfriend have some things in common. We both don't like granny porn and we both don't believe you....you dirty, dirty perv!

But seriously, buy land and tell your girlfriend to start collecting her own porn and stop obsessing over yours.

 

[broderic_randal]

i have some land i can sell ya

 

[Spleen]

i have some land i can sell ya

He's too busy "reading the articles" in Slack Grandma Monthly, but I'm interested.

You can never have too much land.

 

[BigHurt35]

Granny porn? I don't even want to know.

 

[member9999994]

Hide some beastiality porn in her underwear drawer, then 'accidentally' find it one day and question her about it. She'll never again have any grounds to bitch at you for granny porn

Or I guess you could just buy land...?

 

[Spanker]

Well, I guess I could afford to buy land if I stopped spending money on porn, all right.

But seriously, the granny porn was not mine!

Good thinking, Ashlee Adams. There's nothing worse than the ol' bestiality porn in the underwear drawer ploy.

 

[power-san]

Tell one of your mates to lie to your girl and say it was him..

 

[member9999994]

Good thinking, Ashlee Adams. There's nothing worse than the ol' bestiality porn in the underwear drawer ploy.

It's the solution to many a sticky problem

 

[Violator79]

Hide some beastiality porn in her underwear drawer, then 'accidentally' find it one day and question her about it. She'll never again have any grounds to bitch at you for granny porn

You know how to fight dirty!! I like that in a woman

 

[D-rock]

You know how to fight dirty!! I like that in a woman

Most women probably aren't going to fall for that though, and will realize what happened. Then their going to call that person out on why they had it in the first place and they will look worse than before. :1orglaugh