Girlfriend Hates Granny Porn

[warman2442]

I have a fairly embarrassing problem concerning my girlfriend. She recently found a copy of a mag containing some very icky granny porn under my sofa. I have no idea how it got there, but suspect it must have been one of my mates left there as a practical joke by one of her mates. Now she can't get it out of her head that I get off to freaky granny porn and thinks I'm some kinda pervert. She won't believe me when I say it isn't mine. This is really awkward. Any advice?

LOL! Tell her to fuck off if she doesnt believe you

 

[member9999994]

LOL! Tell her to fuck off if she doesnt believe you

Hahah that made me laugh.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Buy land, because God isnt making anymore of it.

I thought Hawaii and Iceland were getting bigger. :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

I thought Hawaii and Iceland were getting bigger. :dunno:

Well now MR SCIENTIST!!!!



As the tectonics move everything will get larger or smaller, one land will crash into another, I hear Indonesia is dragging the northern part of Australia with it as it moves north, and in a few thousand years it'll all crash into China or eastern asia. So you see what god creates he also taketh away.

 

[robbied196]

Go out and buy loads of size 18 lingerie and hide them all over the house, you'll also need a grey wig (good department store or ebay) pull several hairs from this and sprinkle them liberally on your pillow, sheets and around the plug hole in the bath! Sit back with a beer, and watch the show

 

[Baill Inneraora]

As the tectonics move everything will get larger or smaller, one land will crash into another, I hear Indonesia is dragging the northern part of Australia with it as it moves north, and in a few thousand years it'll all crash into China or eastern asia. So you see what god creates he also taketh away.

That seems like a long time to wait on a return on an investement.

Hell GM stock might be worth $20 by then

 

[BlueBalls]

That seems like a long time to wait on a return on an investement.

Hell GM stock might be worth $20 by then

Ahh! You'll never be an investor Baill, not a really good one anyway.:1orglaugh

 

[Baill Inneraora]

First paycheck I ever made I invested in Braniff Airlines...............about a week before it went under. Haven't bought stock since.

 

[BlueBalls]

First paycheck I ever made I invested in Braniff Airlines...............about a week before it went under. Haven't bought stock since.

You see, now I'm going to teach you something here now, so listen up (even though you cant hear me...), what you do is buy some banks with the few billion dollars you have lying around. Then cause a market crash and buy some more banks, a few multi national corps. So that when it crash finally subsides you'll own most of the money making businesses in your country and you can push the little ants around.

Squash them if you so please and laugh like this whilst smoking a rather large cigar; Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!

Then you'll have as many protitutes as you want, whilst you wife lives on the other side of the country raising your little airs to the throne, who will one day along with other multi national bankers take over the world and run it in some sort of Orwelian type tyranny. Where working people's are nothng but comoditites and can be killed or dissapear without any prior warning.

Now doesnt that sound exciting? Of course you'll never see any of it, so it makes you wonder why you would want to do it at all? But all you sun worshippers are the same!!!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Braniff had such colorful planes...........I figured, how could I go wrong?

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/transportation/images/Aviation Page/braniff747-skilton.JPG

 

[BlueBalls]

Braniff had such colorful planes...........I figured, how could I go wrong?

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/transportation/images/Aviation Page/braniff747-skilton.JPG

Nice, kinda like Easyjet (in colour scheme), but more like a giant flying turn in the sky.