Hmmm...
Kevin's voice over: Whoa! New day of high school. I can't wait. I get to see the girl of my dreams, I get to see some old friends, new classes... wow, this year is gonna be awe--
Vic: Get down on the ground shitbag!
*knee to the back, pistol butt to the back of the head* We know about you and that human trafficking! You thought you could get away from us?
Kevin: What?? What are you talking about?
Kevin's voice over: Whoa? I don't know what's going on here. I mean, one moment I'm heading to school, the next I'm tackled by some man! Wow! This year is definitely going to be a doozy!
Vic: Get up, shit head! You're lucky I don't kill you right here and now for what you did to those poor girls in that human trafficking ring! Filthy, son of a bitch, asshole!
Winnie: Kevin! I love you! Don't take him!
Kevin's voice over: Wow! She finally said the words I wanted to hear since I was a little boy! Too bad I'm going to prison for life now though. Bummer.
Cue Wonder Years music
*sigh*
If only this collaboration existed....