Didn't Jeff Goldblum give Richard Attenborough a golden shower in Jurassic Park?
No, wait. It was Donald Sutherland in the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers which I didn't actually mind. Of course it's no where near as good as the original but it's an enjoyable movie to sit through if you have nothing else to watch or arent posting on FreeOnes, I suppose. I didn't even mind the golden shower, both men seemed to enjoy it, especially Goldblum who was guzzling it down and it was pretty concentrated too, so it probably didn't taste to good. But, who am I to judge what two men do in the privacy of their own set, on camera, viewed by millions? Huh!?! That would be fucking communism god damnit! And I aint having no god damn commie sons of bitches throwing out none of that commie bullshit under my roof you got that!!! Of course I am quite well versed in the ideas of Marx, Trotsky and Lenin so maybe I am a communist. How can one tell? I have quite an itch in my anus, does that make one a communist. I just thought it was the 8 goldfish slowly decomposing. Boy am I silly....
Heel grabbing! You sick bastard!! :eek:
