Good, Bad, Really Bad

[Goblin]

I hope it isn't too corny to start another forum game, but I got this idea from a joke I saw.

Lets see how creative we are here at Freeones!!!!

The object... Make a scenario with 3 variables. For example...

Good: Getting home early from work.
Bad: Finding your wife cheating on you.
Really Bad: With the dog.

Get it? Be funny.

I'll go first.

Good: Daughter getting a job.
Bad: As a stripper.
Really Bad: Your dad hired her.

 

[lucky4]

wife gets a promotion
find out she's fucked everyone at work
find out that they are all midget women(no offense)

 

[member5726]

good: i just won the loto.
bad: i lost the winning ticket.
really bad: found the ticket in the washing machine...

 

[Harry Tipper]

Good: Won a Free vacation.
Bad: The vacation is to afganistan.
Really Bad: Vacation activities include Roasting marshmellows with Osama Bin Laden and doging bullet fire.

 

[joe_swe]

Good : Get a wet tongue kiss from a girl
Bad : the girl havent brush the teeth since a week ago
Really Bad : the "girl" is a shemale....

 

[xkrayziex]

best: goin on the bus saw a fine girl, ask the driver where she lives, and she lookin for a guy
good: i fuck her
bad: she only had 1 hole and that the ass
bader: the driver is gay

 

[jod0565]

Here's the one from The Hun's yellow Pages...

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

 

[Goblin]

Yep! Thats it! Can we top them? No... But we can try dammit!

 

[SovereignAxe]

Good: an ice cold pepsi on a hot summer day
Bad: a severed thumb in your can
Ugly: it's diseased

Good: pulling phone prank on your wife with the local DJs playing as your boss who just caught you screwing your secretary on your desk
Bad: she gets pissed and inadvertantly confesses, on live broadcast, she had an affair too
Ugly: with your brother

Good: playing russian roulette with a blank that your comptetitors don't know about
Bad: you lose
Ugly: it's not a blank

Good: going ice fishing in your brand new expensive off-road vehicle
Bad: cheating by using dynamite
Ugly: bringing along your golden retriever which likes to hide under your vehicles

Good: a newborn baby
Bad: you find out your child was switched at birth
Ugly: he's 15

Good: drunken frat party
Bad: you wake up the next morning in the front yard on the couch
Ugly: your asshole is sore

came up with those in about the last 10 minutes

 

[member5726]

Good: Clinton President 8 years
Bad: Bush President 4years
Really Bad, Bush President another 4 years !!

 

[Neromak]

:boobies:
:eek:
:throwup:

 

[harold]

:boobies:
:eek:
:throwup:

SO TRUE!!!!

 

[ÆGEAN]

Good: Clinton President 8 years
Bad: Bush President 4years
Really Bad, Bush President another 4 years !!

So true, i wished GORE WAS DAMN PRESIDENT AT THE MOMENT!

 

[Goblin]

Good: Politics
Bad: Ranger
Very Bad: Brino

Hahahah

 

[LetoII]

good: you meet a beautiful fairy in the woods and she grants you 2 wishes. first you wish you had the genitals of your sisters horse, then you wish to have sex with the fairy.
bad: the fairy is actually a sprite (male)
very bad: your sisters horse is a mare :eek: