Good Morning Everyone

[Scrunt42]

how do you start the day?

 

[GregCentauro]

First I take a shit. Then I get out of bed.

 

[24788]

First I take a shit. Then I get out of bed.

That is one ugly monkey in your avatar. Lolz, gave me a great laugh.

Usually wondering why the hell I woke up.

 

[Neutron66]

I turn off the alarm.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Coffee enema followed by a vigorous scrub down with a brillo pad and then dry shaving with a dull razor.

 

[busenbust]

how do you start the day?

Out of bed; brush teeth and face; tea and muesli; followed by a shower
Log on to my forex account - and then FreeOnes
Welcome to FreeOnes :wave:

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

i take a shower than make some breakfast.

 

[Gordar]

Get out of bed, turn off the alarm & turn on the computer.... 3-4 hours later I usually start thinking about breakfast/lunch...

 

[tartanterrier]

Get out of bed,pee,then get washed and have breakfast.

 

[Xombie3000]

I usually wake up, cry for a good 20 minutues, go pee, and then sit back down on the bed and cry more.

 

[STDiva]

First thing I do, is regret what I did the previous night. Then I have some eggs, and then regret regretting about last night. Because it was awesome.

 

[Skyraider22]

Going to bed I get off work now at 7:00am:hatsoff:

 

[Marlo Manson]

First I take a shit. Then I get out of bed.

So you shit your drawers every morning, then get out of bed? :uohs::eek::rofl2: thats fuckin nasty dude. :throwup: I hope you wrote that backwards by accident. :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I curse the sun for rising (if I'm lucky enough to wake up after the sun rises), then I turn on the tv to watch the cute blonde on channel 4 give the weather forecast, I go to the bathroom and take a shit, then I wonder if whatever I have to do that day is worth getting out of bed.

 

[urgeag]

open my eyes, that's usually a good start, then if im not a complete bum, try to stretch a little and get the heart going, but usually i am a bum so i make coffee and watch the news.

 

[Shifty]

With way too much coffee.

 

[biomech]

Get up, shower, and out the door for coffee and then work.

 

[busenbust]

Damn! Forgot about work:1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Coffee enema followed by a vigorous scrub down with a brillo pad and then dry shaving with a dull razor.

I meant to write "dry shaving my nuts with a dull razor." Pardon the omission.

 

[pay day]

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