Good Names For Dirty Deeds

[TheOrangeCat]

L.R.F - Low Resolution Fox, also known as a Stealth Moose: hot from a distance, hideous in close up. Can only be coped with by applying beer goggles to facilitate futtering, otherwise known as A Trip to Hairyfordshire ....

 

[shayd]

The Mexican Tea Party

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Western grip reach around

 

[Bree Olson]

The Sneaky Houdini...

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, fakes an orgasm and spits on her back. When she stops and turns around to look at him, the guy blows it on her face. LOL

 

[edirons22]

Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 5166968, member: 370964"]The Sneaky Houdini...

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, fakes an orgasm and spits on her back. When she stops and turns around to look at him, the guy blows it on her face. LOL

:rofl: :rofl2:

 

[pete rose]

Crimson Tide: fucking a girl on her period while shitting, think of a log going down a mighty river

Siegfried and Roy: Fuck her from behind against a window, have someone else take over, wave to her outside the window.

 

[Bree Olson]

Siegfried and Roy: Fuck her from behind against a window, have someone else take over, wave to her outside the window.

:rofl: Fucking hilarious.

 

[edirons22]

Rodeo

You fuck the girl doggystyle, you grab her hair with both hands and then you tell her that you have a sexually transmitted disease...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The Obama:

You go to a brothel and have the guy behind you pay.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 5166968, member: 370964"]The Sneaky Houdini...

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, fakes an orgasm and spits on her back. When she stops and turns around to look at him, the guy blows it on her face. LOL

No way! Bree Olsen!!! On my thread! just made my year You are so Awesome!

 

[Tittyman5000]

The Bat Wing - when you bend over with your dick between your legs and pull your scrotum apart so that the loose skin looks like a bat wing, Good way to surprise your GF when she walks in the room

 

[Tittyman5000]

Hey baby, why dont you come on over to myspace and twitter with my yahoo until I google all over your facebook

The CBrown - After having sexual intercourse with a lady you drive her back to her house and during the car ride you beat the shit out of her. This often gets confused with the OJ which is completely different during the OJ you double team a girl and then kill the other 2 after words.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner Fudge is made!

 

[Tittyman5000]

The Lurking Dirk -
When you spy on your neighbor through her window while you take a shit

 

[Tittyman5000]

The Dick Van Dyke - This is when a straight guy actually gets to have sex with a lesbian.

The Walrus - After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Upperdecking - This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank (i.e. upperdecking). Now don't flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment

Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

I find it funny when you hear stuff like Dirty Sanchez, or Reverse Cowgirl, Teabaging! Got any good one's & describe if you can?

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